Gnome Terrorizes Town
Still seething in anger from his exclusion as a core race in the new 4th addition Dungeons and Dragons, a gnome has been terrorizing the streets of a small town in Argentina. The gnome, who wears a pointy hat and travels with a distinctive sideways walk, has been spotted many times according to locals.
Gnome is terrorizing Argentina. KDE is attacking China. Enlightenment is stalking England. And Vista is seeking permission from the US to perform a task which requires elevated privileges.
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it is only after a long journey that you know the strength of the horse.