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Why Don't We Invent That Tomorrow?

museumpeace writes "In the NYTimes book review blog, David Itzkoff takes a look at a new book devoted to predicting which 'science fiction' technologies may really fly some day. The author is Michio Kaku, one of the inventors of string theory, so he bears a hearing. His picks include light sabers, invisibility and force fields." Which sci-fi tech do you think needs to get invented over the weekend?

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  1. That's an easy one! by The+Ancients · · Score: 4, Funny

    Which sci-fi tech do you think needs to get invented over the weekend?

    I don't expect much. Time travel of course. D'uh.

    1. Re:That's an easy one! by The+Ancients · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's worse than you thought - you're mom was real cute when she was younger ;-)

    2. Re:That's an easy one! by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's worse than you thought - you're mom was real cute when she was younger ;-)


      That sounds like something my Dad would say....hey wait a minute!
    3. Re:That's an easy one! by Fred_A · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, maybe you could use the earth's gravity then; you would step into your time travel vehicle, move back a second, fall back to earth, move back another second, fall back to earth again (or reposition yourself). If you do it quickly, you wouldn't notice, and you'd still be on earth when you arrived. That's pretty much the system I'm using, except I'm moving forward in time, not back, and it takes a second to move a second. But it's very reliable so I'm confident I'll get there eventually.

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  2. String Theory by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dunno, string theory always seemed to me like something you would come up with at 3am while smoking a joint after having spent the past 6 hours polishing off a keg with your physicist friends.

    "Hey man, you know what would be awesome? What if the whole Universe was really made up of a bunch of vibrating strings?"

    "Whoa...I think you just blew my mind man...Hey, don't bogart that!"

  3. One word by AresTheImpaler · · Score: 4, Funny
    Which sci-fi tech do you think needs to get invented over the weekend?

    Fembots

  4. Re:"Mr Fusion" by The+Ancients · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or something to cancel out the noise of accordion players.

    Already been invented. Called a gun.

  5. bears a hearing? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny
    FTS:

    The author is Michio Kaku, one of the inventors of string theory, so he bears a hearing
    I've got a friend who also likes to talk about things that should be invented, he's a mechanic, so he hears a bearing.
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    1. Re:bears a hearing? by PiMuNu · · Score: 5, Funny

      The author is Michio Kaku, one of the inventors of string theory, so he bears a hearing.

      After all, an inventor of string theory must be an expert on science fiction...

    2. Re:bears a hearing? by proxy318 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, well I've got a friend who's a fisherman, and he bears a herring. I've also got a friend who's a pirate, and he wears an earring. I could do this all day.

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  6. Re:I could certainly use... by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't see why you're putting all this pressure on GM to get all of this done. Surely Ford or even, God help us, Chrysler could pitch in too?

  7. Duh by Gat0r30y · · Score: 4, Funny

    Duke Nukem Forever!

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  8. Been Done by my+$anity++0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    We are sexy, sexy von Neumann Machines

  9. Re:"Mr Fusion" by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about an identical accordion 180 degrees out of phase with the offending accordion?

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