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Newly Discovered Fungus Threatens World Wheat Crop
RickRussellTX writes "The UN reports that a variety of the rust fungus originally detected in Uganda in 1999 has already spread as far north as Iran, threatening wheat production across its range. The fungus infects wheat stems and affects 80% of wheat varieties, putting crops at risk and threatening the food sources for billions of people across central Asia. Although scientists believe they can develop resistant hybrids, the fungus is moving much faster than anticipated and resistant hybrids may still be years away. Meanwhile, national governments in the path of the fungus are telling folks that there is nothing to worry about."
The question isn't whether we need to send John Madden in with some Boom! Fast Actin' Tinactin!, but can we eat this new fungus?
Some fungi are delicious.
There's a fungus amongus!
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Great. Among everything else we now have to worry about illegal wheat crossing the border.
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Q: What if, perchance, hemp plastics should bend?
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Q: The ring came off my pudding can!
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Q: Were you sent here by the devil?
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You see, America, hemp's your only choice. Put down your bongs and raise your voice!
That was either the start of something bad or the end of something stupid.