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How Apple Got Everything Right By Doing Everything Wrong

An anonymous reader writes "Wired has a look at how the good and bad of Apple, their Yin and Yang, have come together to form a company that actually works. The piece looks at Steve Jobs' unusual and abrasive management style, otherwise known as 'Management Techniques From the Dark Side'. It's essentially a list of counterintuitive, suspicious-seeming and downright evil management techniques that work - for them."

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  1. Re:Handicapped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's possible those spaces are for the emotionally handicapped.

  2. Re:Handicapped by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know, but I bet they were all making handicapped faces when he did that.

  3. Re:Its not hard - most managers are tools by ubrgeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    >fuelled by a mediocre knowledge of PowerPoint

    Hey! I resent that. And I can prove it's not true. I've got a 70-page presentation that I'd like to share. I'll read through every single slide and, to keep you interested, it's got all kinds of text that flies in from the left and fades out and ... ;)

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    Bark less. Wag more.
  4. Re:They Be The Opposite by Life2Short · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's like the joke about the two lawyers in the woods who stumble across a bear. The first lawyer begins to run, and the second says, "Hey, forget it, you can't outrun a bear." The first lawyer yells over his shoulder, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."

    Apple has pulled their share of disasters as well, but when you look at Apple's competition, their products are often mind-numbingly BAD. VISTA? Earlier online music purchasing systems? Dell and Gateway computers?

    Apple isn't all that great, it's just that the competition sucks. I mean when the Asus eee-pc is the most encouraging thing you've seen come to the tech table in awhile...

  5. Re:What a silly article by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple is irredeemably evil, and more obsessed with proprietary secrets than Microsoft, however, Apple doesn't practice 1/2 of the dirty business games that Microsoft plays.

    Partnering with Microsoft is the kiss of death. Period. Microsoft will do legal & illegal things to fuck you, and then worry about the consequences later.

    Apple doesn't do this; so even though Apple is a brutish sort of company, they're easier to do business with. Lawful Evil > Chaotic Evil ;-)

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    WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
  6. charlie and the chocolate factory by varmint+jerky · · Score: 5, Funny

    For years I've felt that Steve Jobs is kind of like Willy Wonka. You remember what happens when you cross Willy Wonka? Next thing you know, you're a freakin' snozzberry.

  7. Re:He needs to get towed a few times. by russotto · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, I didn't bother looking up his net worth, but my net worth is negative. I owe a mortgage company, a car loan, and a couple of credit cards like just about every other working American.


    Could be worse. When I first read that statement, I misread it as "I _own_ a mortgage company". Which is WAY worse nowadays.
  8. Re:completely ignorant by Ma8thew · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple actually bought CUPs, and hired its lead developer. If that's not support I don't know what is.

  9. Re:What a silly article by the_B0fh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Having used windows, I wouldn't characterize the taste as "kool-aid"...