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Will Motorola Rise From the Ashes?

An anonymous reader writes "According to ZDNET the once almighty Motorola is going to split into two companies, 'If the split goes through as planned, what will remain will be the "broadband and mobility solutions" business, which includes enterprise mobility, government and public safety, and Motorola's home and networks divisions.' Engadget claims to have an insider's email that details where it all went wrong, paying particular attention to mismanagement at the highest levels. What makes all of this even more of a shame though is that Motorola's latest product lineup seems to be receiving critical acclaim but with the company in so much termoil, will it ever rise out of the ashes?"

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  1. Whats "termoil" by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

    some kind of new exciting alternative energy product? If we could merely tap the termoil produced by 10 American CEOs we would have enough energy in a year to power all the neon signs of Tokyo and Shanghai for decades to come!

    1. Re:Whats "termoil" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's what you get from grinding up termites, I think.

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    2. Re:Whats "termoil" by lottameez · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well Nahm, few people know that "tuhmoil" is an rare tuhm used by the ancient Greeks to descrahbe the combination of both "tahm" and a sprangloaded coyul; in other wahds, the fahst wahtch. What tahm is it? Let me check my Tuhmoil.

      Note to self: Don't drink when reading /.

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  2. Re:Frustrating Shame by mr_lizard13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I worked at MOTO for two years.
    So you're to blame!
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  3. Brilliant Roll Model by Thelasko · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Six Sigma can do this for Motorola, imagine what it can do for your company!

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  4. Re:The Real Motorola Split in the 90s by kaizokuace · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yea but its your job to vote just exactly how you like to get fucked. Some people like it from the right and some from the left. Some like it with a strap-on too.

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  5. Re:The Real Motorola Split in the 90s by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Very close.. actually it was Colonel Mustard in the Study with the Candlestick.