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Large Hadron Collider Sparks 'Doomsday' Lawsuit

smooth wombat writes "In what can only be considered a bizarre court case, a former nuclear safety officer and others are suing the U.S. Department of Energy, Fermilab, the National Science Foundation and CERN to stop the use of the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) until its safety is reassessed. The plaintiffs cite three possible 'doomsday' scenarios which might occur if the LHC becomes operational: the creation of microscopic black holes which would grow and swallow matter, the creation of strangelets which, if they touch other matter, would convert that matter into strangelets or the creation of magnetic monopoles which could start a chain reaction and convert atoms to other forms of matter. CERN will hold a public open house meeting on April 6 with word having been spread to some researchers to be prepared to answer questions on microscopic black holes and strangelets if asked."

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  1. THINK OF THE SPACESHIPS by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 5, Funny

    Captain Zapp Brannigan: We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, holeish thing.

  2. Obligatory by bondsbw · · Score: 5, Funny
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  3. Hawking Radiation by thesilverfox06 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So what if it creates microscopic black holes? They'd dissipate in a fraction of a second. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation

    1. Re:Hawking Radiation by pcgabe · · Score: 5, Funny

      to: s_hawking@cam.ac.uk
      re: MBHs
      status: urgent

      MBHs not dissipating as anticipated. Please advise.

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    2. Re:Hawking Radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      re: MBHs

      Well gentlemen, I suggest you all stick you head between your legs and kiss you ass goodbye. I'm going to the Andromeda galaxy. Yes, I invented a way to get there. I did it twenty years ago after a vodka binge, actually. Peace, bitches.

  4. They forgot one... by supabeast! · · Score: 5, Funny

    What happens if an escaping convict accidentally wanders into the collider, gains super powers, and tries to take over the world?

    1. Re:They forgot one... by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obviously one of the scientists will have wandered into the collider as well. Although his or her superpowers will not be as powerful/deadly/cool as the convict's, their determination, faith in humankind, and good heart will allow them to narrowly win in the end, no matter how badly the odds look to be stacked against them.

      They will still have a hard time getting laid, though.

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  5. Re:WTF? by Spacepup · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess it's just the kid in me, but now I want it turned on even more just to see what will really happen.

    Maybe they should schedual the first start for one of the predicted end dates ala the Mayans and Egyptans. The Hadron collider builders should also play "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by REM the day it starts.

  6. ICE-9 anyone? by hguorbray · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well -they were afraid when they detonated the first above ground nuke as well -thought they might torch the atmosphere, but they did it anyway -better dead than.......?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat's_Cradle

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-nine

    I'm just sayin'

    1. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Well -they were afraid when they detonated the first above ground nuke as well -thought they might torch the atmosphere..."

      And so it turned out that nuclear explosions were perfectly safe after all. :D

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  7. idiots! by wizardforce · · Score: 5, Informative

    there's never any attempt at understanding the physics of any of this, it's just a nice way to scare people who don't know any better. never mind the fact that cosmic rays hit the atmosphere all the time with at least the amount of energy the LHC is going for- you'd think that over billions of years if there was ever a time for strangelets and blackholes to kill us all it would have happened by now.

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  8. Re:Not this again... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The reason they're doing the experiment is because they don't know what will happen.

    Any scientists who say that they know one way or another what will happen are not scientists at all.

    Scientific experiments that aren't surrounded by uncertainty and doubt are not much use in removing uncertainty, are they?

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  9. doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by EjectButton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think we can all agree that even if it does end the world it would be an even greater crime to build a machine that big and then not turn it on. I would rather be converted into strangelets than living in THAT world.

  10. Could this explain the lack of ETs? by RobinH · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could this explain why we haven't found the universe teeming with extra terrestrial life? Every civilization becomes more and more advanced, then starts doing more and more powerful experiments, and thinks, "the chance of destroying our planet is really slight... we're perfectly safe going ahead with this." Then, poof!

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  11. Re:WTF? by wass · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A nuclear safety officer is hardly on the 'inside of' the LHC team.

    The article didn't go into the scientific backgrounds of the guys involved, but the job requirements of being a nuclear safety officer is hardly any prerequisite to being able to in any way accurately understanding the quantum chromodynamics, or even quantized general relativity (which nobody can do yet), etc involved in the LHC.

    This would be like an airport luggage screener making claims about the aerodynamical stability of a fighter aircraft, or an electrician who can wire up a new 110 AC outlet in your house making claims about transistor-level details of the latest Intel CPU.

    While it's possible they might be experts in highly technical fields hugely beyond their job descriptions, it's fairly unlikely.

    This doesn't mean that their concerns are necessarily invalid, but they shouldn't be given any more credibility than other non-members of the LHC team.

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  12. Re:Phew, I was worried for a minute but, hey---- by thesilverfox06 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well then it's a good thing I didn't get my information FROM Wikipedia, but instead just linked to it since it's a convenient resource and the information contained on that article agrees with my previous knowledge of Hawking Radiation.

  13. Re:WTF? by Valiss · · Score: 5, Funny

    but the job requirements of being a nuclear safety officer is hardly any prerequisite to being able to in any way accurately understanding the quantum chromodynamics, or even quantized general relativity

    No kidding. Have you seen the safety inspector in section 7G?

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  14. The Risk has Already been Assessed by internic · · Score: 5, Informative

    While this is the first I've heard of lawsuits, the subject of a possible catastrophe due to a new particle accelerator is not a new idea. This has actually been a cycle that's happened a couple of times, IIRC, usually when someone mentions the possibility of black holes (or even AdS-CFT black hole analogues) being created in a new particle accelerator. Scientists have actually thought about this and published a number of papers on the topic. Here are two that came up easily via Google Scholar:

    The latter is freely available on the arXiv. From the conclusion:

    We have shown that the relatively late formation time of Earth implies that life on our planet is highly unlikely to be annihilated by an exogenous catastrophes during the next 109 years. In the case of the doomsday scenar- ios studied in the Brookhaven report [2], our bound also applies to hypothetical anthropogenic disasters caused by high-energy particle accelerators (risks 1-3). This holds because the occurrence of exogenous catastrophes, e.g., resulting from cosmic ray collisions, places an upper bound on the frequency of their anthropogenic counter- parts.

    In short, similar events occur naturally due to highly energetic cosmic rays, so, even if we assume we know almost nothing about the physics of the hypothetical catastrophic event, we can infer from teh fact we're still here that such a catastrophe is very unlikely. Based on this conclusion, and the fairly wide acceptance of that conclusion amongst experts, I think it's safe to say this lawsuit is without merit.

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  15. My theory by TopSpin · · Score: 5, Funny

    The rest of it just sounds so bizarre it's unreal. The exopologic theorem of Flammeus Fortuitus states that civilizations that pursue the Higgs boson eventually produce destructive monopoles, usually just below their own troposphere, which immediately annihilates their planet/moon and nearby planets and/or suns. Each gamma ray burst detected in the universe is, in fact, another such conversion. Fortunately, interstellar space lacks sufficient matter to sustain the conversion and the process stops.

    This theory provides a compelling explanation for why, despite the inevitability provided by immense timescales, we have yet to observe alien visitors; the physics of our universe tends to eliminate those species that investigate the sort of physics that lead to interstellar spacecraft. Thus, the only long-lived species one may expect to discover in the universe are those that do not employ high energy physics which, naturally, precludes all efforts at detection.

    It is also possible that I've been working on makefiles for too many hours and no longer merit your attention. You are to be forgiven; you didn't know that when you started reading.

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  16. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Let's look at the credentials of said "nuclear safety officer":

    """
    Walter Wagner graduated UC Berkeley with a Minor in Physics, and a Major in Biology. Later, he discovered a novel particle in a balloon-borne cosmic ray detector, initially identified as a magnetic monopole. Though its identity remains uncertain, it is definitely not within the standard repertoire of known particles. After a three-year break from science to attend law school, Dr. Wagner resumed work in Physics and Biology at the US Veterans Administration Medical Center in San Francisco, working in Nuclear Medicine and Health Physics. He then embarked on teaching Science and Mathematics, from grade school to college. Dr. Wagner developed a botanical garden in Hawaii, and continues involvement with several professional associations, including Health Physics Society and Society of Nuclear Medicine.
    """

    So, this is a guy who discovered a magnetic monopole (which would theoretically tear the universe apart, right?) and works at a VA med center? He only has a minor in physics? The "nuclear safety blah blah" in this case means nuclear medicine, as in the guy who makes sure no one mishandles the radioactive dye they use at every hospital in the US.

    Some expert.

  17. Re:John Titor by spazdor · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's what my old roommate used to say.


    Fucking ravers.

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  18. here's the thing by blair1q · · Score: 5, Interesting

    these are all mythical objects

    1) Microscopic black holes require a matter density higher than elementary particles possess. Ergo, once the microscopic black hole tries to swallow an elementary particle, the elementary particle swallows it, making it no longer a black hole, but just part of the particle's matter, with a true radius larger than its schwarzchild radius. Black Hole Down.

    2) Strangelets? Don't exist. Don't even have a decent theoretical underpinning. You might as well be worried about the production of caloric or magic.

    3) Magnetic monopoles also don't exist. Magnetism is a description of the curvature of electric flux. Imagining a magnetic monopole is like imagining a left with no right, or an up with no down.

    And, honestly, these people have no sense of adventure. The universe will end some day. Why be so arrogant as to insist that it be after you die, solo, from something less interesting?

  19. Don't laugh.. It could happen! by kpainter · · Score: 5, Funny

    I found this on Wikipedia (so it must be true). "What came later to be known as "The Black Mesa Incident" was triggered by a seemingly innocuous and routine experiment into teleportation. As part of the Anomalous Materials team in Sector C of the facility, research associate Gordon Freeman introduced a crystalline specimen..." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mesa_Research_Facility

  20. Re:WTF? by Goaway · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Due diligence may be quite prudent. However, that doesn't mean these guys are not nutcases.

    Far higher-energy interaction happen every day as high-energy cosmic rays hit the atmosphere. If these things could happen, they would have already happened and destroyed the Earth long ago.

  21. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by forand · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IAAPP-Gravity is weak. VERY weak. This is the basis of the evaporation idea. The rest of space has enough latent energy around to pop particles and anti-particles(in exactly equal numbers) in and out of existence. Near the surface of a black hole Hawking theorized that some such particles would be within the schwarzchild radius and their partners outside. These would cause the black hole to lose energy overall as it radiated away particles. This occurs because the binding energy of some such particles is far greater than gravity AT ANY DISTANCE. Basically r^{-2} does NOT always win, other forces have greater influence at different length scales.

  22. Re:WTF? by Omestes · · Score: 5, Funny

    But we won't be here, so why should I care?

    It would be very amusing for the folks on the ISS though.

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  23. Re:WTF? by Pendersempai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In fact, nobody really know what will happen when the machine is switched on.
    Well, no one knows what happens on the subatomic scale when the particles collide. On the macro, visible-to-the-human-eye scale, you could say that we know exactly what will happen: basically nothing. This sort of particle collision must happen all the time in the sun or near its rays, so the fact that the planets in our solar system and sun haven't already been swallowed by strangelets or black holes or singularities suggests that we probably don't have to worry about those things.

    I don't have a lot of respect for arrogant scientists blithely telling us everything is safe when history keeps proving them wrong over and over again, or for people that use science like a bible to bash people with.
    Huh? Who here is using science like a bible? Is this rant related to the topic of discussion, or just sort of an extracurricular?
  24. Re:WTF? by wass · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Right on! Thank goodness everyone at Slashdot has their PhD in theoretical Physics.

    Damn it, at first I was going to say "ah ha", since I just got my PhD (I defended less than two weeks ago) in Experimental Physics (condensed matter). But then I saw that you qualified it with theoretical physics, and alas, I cannot say "ah ha" anymore :-(

    But yet your sarcasm proves my point exactly!

    Having a PhD in condensed matter experimental physics, in no way whatsoever am I qualified to qualify the creation of 'strangelets' or microscopic black holes. I've taken my share of grad classes, such as graduate-level quantum mechanics (Sakurai) and E&M (Jackson) with other high-energy theorists, and I've even done a small bit of relativistic quantum field theory (Peskin/Schroeder).

    Given all this, I barely even know enough of quantum electrodynamics, much less QCD or anything well beyond that, to make valid judgements of the effects of LHC. But I'm supposed to take the word of a guy on these same topics with far less physics experience than me?

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  25. Re:Fermi Paradox. by tjstork · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I always held the light speed limit coupled with the vast size of the universe to be a more probable reason why we haven't run into ET yet,

    I would be willing to bet, too that, when you do stack up all the things that can possibly go wrong, from local nova, to supernova, to large body impacts, to being placed too far, or too close from a star, without enough radioactive elements to keep a planetary core hot, but with not so many as to make it unlivable, and to somehow manage an oxygen carbon chemistry that doesn't just plop into a big carbon dioxide blob and allows for very energetic organic molecules to form and thus life, you just keep stacking up those odds, and suddenly, like factoring a large number, the weight of probabilities goes increasingly against you, no matter how many stars you have to throw at it.

    If we are alone in the universe, or even the galaxy, it is kinda cool, because it means that the WHOLE THING IS OURS. While physics rules out a vast interstellar empire, there's nothing that rules out one way trips leapfrogging across the galaxy. In a few million years, we might be able to consume the whole thing.

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