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Building the World's 4th Fastest Supercomputer

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the better-faster-stronger dept.

ngkabra writes "In November 2007, a previously unheard of supercomputer called EKA, built by CRL, India came out of nowhere to become the 4th fastest supercomputer in the world. It is also the only supercomputer in the top 10 that hasn't taken any government funding — which means it has no strings attached against commercial exploitation. That is one of the reasons why Yahoo! chose EKA for the cloud computing research that they announced at the Hadoop Summit earlier this week. Yesterday, I attended a presentation by the team that built EKA, and they touched upon a lot of the technical details of EKA, and the challenges faced in designing and building it, which makes for interesting reading."

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  1. Yoda Doll Tsarkon Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
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  2. Re:This is old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    It seems like the actual 'computer' part was actually HP's BL460c blade cluster architecture and the main work that Tata did was providing a building, AC power, cooling, and a bunch of cabling.

    All that work is no doubt very impressive, but if someone installs a Blue Gene cluster, you usually hear credit for the supercomputer given to IBM -- not to the people who built the building that it's in.