The Rush To Patent the Atomic Bomb
dooling writes "In case you were thinking of building your own atom bomb, you may want to weigh your intellectual property liability. It seems there are over 2000 patents covering the atom bomb. To avoid publishing the patents, a central tenet of the patent system, "the project made use of an obscure law whereby patent applications could be filed but no one would actually look at them or evaluate them. They would just be stamped secret and stored in a vault at the patent office." The irony here is that while all the patents were essentially stored in the same place at the patent office and written to be understandable by any engineer, the Manhattan Project worked diligently to compartmentalize knowledge, using code names for just about all aspects of the project and keeping tight security on all information. It seems the patents were filed to give the U.S. government an essential monopoly on the burgeoning nuclear industry and protect it against others who might patent similar technologies later."
So the cold war was really just about patent infringement?
Of course I didn't RTFA.
Next up in the North Korean six Party talks:
USA: But we patented it, you're building the bomb in violation of our intellectual property!
North Korea: Well now that's finally a sound argument. We'll stop then. Have a nice day.
*white peace doves are sent flying*
It's good to finally see the patent system serving a purpose. Protecting us from nuclear terrorists. There's no way they couldn't infringe at least one patent!
"You are infringing on my patent, the nature of which I can't disclose. Hand over money!" SCO lasted five years with that line alone.
The tenants of the patent system are the patent trolls.
Hey! I resent that! The UK owns its own weapons completely. To be fair, we don't seem to be in complete control of the launch codes, but I'm sure when we call up america and ask for them nicely the old yanks'll just hand em right over, right?
If a terrorist somehow manages to build one of these suckers, he's not gonna have to worry about Homeland Security comin after him.
He's gonna have to worry about a pack of l*wy*rs from a patent troll hounding him to the ends of the earth.
Which would you rather face?
Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
Patenting the bomb could be almost as good as world peace.
1.Patent bomb.
2. Wait until Dick Tater builds own bomb.
2. Send cease and desist notices.
3. Dick Tater ignores these.
4. Send planes full of lawyers.
5. Dick Tater shoots lawyers.
6. Good enough result.
Engineering is the art of compromise.