Lawsuit Against RIAA Tries To Stop Them All
I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "Tanya Anderson has filed an amended complaint against the RIAA. One of the more interesting provisions in it is in the 18th claim, which seeks to stop the RIAA from 'continuing to engage in criminal investigation of private American citizens', no doubt referring to the unlicensed MediaSentry investigations. If granted, that could shut down the RIAA lawsuits entirely. Naturally, the RIAA doesn't like this at all. First, they got the judge to agree that the original complaint was too light on the details, so it was amended. Now the RIAA complains that it's too long, because it's 108 pages filled with the RIAA's dirty laundry. You may remember this as the countersuit to the lawsuit where RIAA lawyers tried to grill a 10-year-old girl, only later to drop their case for lack of evidence and have the mother sue them for malicious prosecution."
For that matter...where are any April Fools articles?? I hope they're still gonna do them....
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
The summary clearly states they want to grill the girl, not roast the fuckers. Geesh, get it right, eh?
TDz.
Three lawsuits for the Jersey yutes using WiFi,
Seven for the little kids in their third-grade lab,
Nine for college men who share on the sly,
One for the RIAA on its dark throne
In the land of Washington where the lawyers lie.
One suit to end them all, one suit to crush them,
One suit to expose them all and in the courtroom brush them
From the land of Washington where the lawyers lie.
That sound you just heard was the joke going over your head.
i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
Perhaps this years theme is to not do April Fools, and then all of us slashbots will be even more paranoid than usual, since we will keep expecting to be fooled, but won't, but are by the fact that we are expecting it.
It does give all the normal articles a penumbra of dread, at least.
Like an anti-April Fools April Fools.
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey