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FCC, FAA Still Don't Want Cell Phones on Planes

mattnyc99 writes "Last month we learned that the UK has approved in-flight mobile, effective immediately. Popular Mechanics has a follow-up on why the phones-on-planes ban is here to stay in the United States. Statements from the FCC and FAA confirm that any chance to overturn it remains dead on arrival — even though new "pico-cell" networks cut down interference with phones on the ground. American Airlines is looking like it will have onboard Wi-Fi within the next couple months, just the same. PM does note, however, that if the European mobile rollout is a success, US carriers might just have to give into demand."

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  1. Funny that. by Wowsers · · Score: 4, Funny

    What a strange co-incidence, I don't want phones on a plane either. I don't want to hear 400 calls of "Hello, you never guess where I'm calling from."

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  2. Re:I don't want to listen to my neighbor on a plan by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Funny

    I spend almost 3 hours a day on commuter trains. My most hated phrase, ever, is "NO!! I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME!! I'M ON THE TRAIN!!"

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  3. Re:Ill pass, thanks. by bcat24 · · Score: 4, Funny

    i cannot imagine how horrible a 3 hour delay on the aircraft will be then! wifi i can see, laptops, internet = good. Cellphones = bad.

    And when I make VoIP calls using a microphone..?

    You better hope I'm not sitting behind you when you try that. (Last time I checked, cluesticks weren't on the list of banned weapons. :D)
  4. I hate loud stupid Cellphone users by zymano · · Score: 3, Funny

    These also show up at the library and bookstores.

    STFU already.

    Someone needs to tell off these annoying Aholes. Especially women who babble endlessly about stupid trifling crap.

    I about blew my lid at the library once. There is a big sign that even says turn off your phones , guess what , they still IGNORE it.

    And those stupid ringtones!!!

    Start fining these assholes!

  5. Re:I don't want cell phones on planes. by bluemetal · · Score: 3, Funny

    I agree. As if screaming babies weren't enough.

  6. Re:I don't want cell phones on planes. by Loki_1929 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "In-flight wifi, on the other hand, sounds far more promising. I can imagine it being used for some really awesome things, like movie rentals that work directly with your laptop.

    Or voice over IP via a bluetooth headset paired to the laptop.

    Wait a minute... D'OH!

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  7. Missing the real point by Gription · · Score: 3, Funny

    The real issue weapons on planes...

    Think about it. If they allowed people to yammer away (loudly) on their cells on airplanes (where we can't get away from them) the FAA/TSA would have to let us take our guns on the plane to shut them up!

  8. Re:I don't want cell phones on planes. by Rival · · Score: 5, Funny

    we unfortunately sometimes have to enforce courtesy. There is precedent, even. Talk too loudly for too long in a cinema, and they will remove you. It seems to me like that would work just as well on a plane.
  9. Re:I don't want cell phones on planes. by Rakarra · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lucky. On my last plane flight I walked down the aisle towards my seat, noting there was screaming baby towards the front of the plane.. annoying, but fortunately 10 rows away from my seat. When I finally got to my seat though, I noticed it had been taken. There was an old Chinese couple who were tourists sitting in my seat and the seat next to it, and from what I gathered by examining their tickets they had bought seats separately and so were located on opposite ends of the plane. But they seemed rather nervous (probably because they were stealing my seat) and seemed (feigned?) to speak no English and very clearly did not want to be separated). So rather than make a scene, I agreed to switch tickets (the thought of spending the next four hours sitting next to an angry Chinese tourist didn't appeal either). So I walked back to where the woman was supposed to be sitting and settled down... in the seat directly in front of the howling baby. I got owned.