Milky Way Black Hole Could Reignite
sciencehabit sends us to Sciencemag.org for an account of a survey of nearby galaxies that points to the possibility that once-quiescent galactic nuclei could wake up and become active again. If the Milky Way's dormant black hole should become active, it could be bad news for life on Earth (and elsewhere in the neighborhood). The paper (PDF) is up on the arXiv.
Remember kids, just like government mind control rays the gamma ray bursts generated by our galaxy's black hole center can be blocked by a tin foil hat.
You may want a tin foil codpiece, too.
Darn, and I never EVER rtfa, but the summary made it necessary. So for my fellow slashdotters who hate to RTFA, what they mean by "reignite" is to turn into a quasar. The way the black hole could turn into a quasar is for the galaxy to collide with another galaxy.
I don't think we have anything to worry about. Nothing to see here (and if it happened, nobody to see it)
mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
Prediction: The real iPhone killer is going to be sex robots from Japan. Think about it.
... Well, shit. I'd nearly saved up enough to buy a General Products hull, and now it seems they've shut up shop and left town.
Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
Quick summary of TFA: Scientists observe that the black holes at the center of galaxies were Quasars on far away galaxies. The one at the center of the Milky Way and other nerby galaxies were observed to not be Quasars. So they theorised that the black holes initially are quasars after galaxy formation, and they run out of fuel. New observations show that nearby galaxies do in fact have quasars. A scientist conjectured that it re-ignited. Better conjecture may be that the fuel source of those blackhole-quasars is more variable than previously thought.
Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23