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Monsanto's Harvest of Fear

Cognitive Dissident writes "Intellectual property thuggery is not restricted to the IT and entertainment industries. The May 2008 edition of Vanity Fair carries a major feature article on the mafiaa-like tactics of Monsanto in its pursuit of total domination of various facets of agribusiness. First in GM seeds with its 'Roundup Ready' crops designed to sell more of its Roundup herbicide, and more recently in milk production with rBGH designed to squeeze more milk out of individual cows, Monsanto has been resorting to increasingly over-the-top tactics to prevent what it sees as infringement or misrepresentation of its biotechnology. As with other forms of IP tyranny, the point is not really to help the public but to consolidate corporate power. Quotes: 'Some compare Monsanto's hard-line approach to Microsoft's zealous efforts to protect its software from pirates. At least with Microsoft the buyer of a program can use it over and over again. But farmers who buy Monsanto's seeds can't even do that.' and '"I don't know of a company that chooses to sue its own customer base," says Joseph Mendelson, of the Center for Food Safety. "It's a very bizarre business strategy." But it's one that Monsanto manages to get away with, because increasingly it's the dominant vendor in town.' Sound familiar?"

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  1. Re:Pure Evil by someone1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, they apparently don't make zombies or raving monsters, yet. So they are not the Resident Evil.
    Quite close, though, maybe in a few decades.

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  2. Hire me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Although I do think modifying crops to prevent offspring is not a nice thing to do, I do think nothing forbids the
    farmers from hiring me to "crack the copy protection" (male sterility [in plants] isn't that hard to circumvent these days). Now if they offer me a better job compared to the current situation in research (shouldn't be to hard), I am all in for it.

    waiting for your offers,

    a biotechnologist.

    1. Re:Hire me by Thelasko · · Score: 1, Funny

      Better be careful. Monsanto has installed RRGA (Roundup Ready Genuine Advantage) on all of it's seeds. Now all of the seeds will send spores back to corporate headquarters. If those spores aren't in the company database the it will send return spores that will disable many of the features of the corn.

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  3. Re:Pure Evil by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They made Zombie Monarch Butterflies, though. RTFGP! Zombie Butterflies are worse than human zombies; they can fly!

  4. Castle Law by Space · · Score: 5, Funny

    Texas has the "Castle Law" stating that a person can defend their home, vehicle, or workplace with deadly force if they feel threatened. I wonder if Texas farmers can shoot lawyers on sight based on this law? ...seriously officer he came right at me with a briefcase...

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  5. Open Source Weeds by liak12345 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Develop a Round-Up resistant strain of weeds and release it under the GPL.

  6. Re:Pure Evil by Minwee · · Score: 3, Funny

    When... er... If they did I don't think they would issue a press release about it.

    Then again we are talking about Monsanto. They might not only brag about it but also try to sue the families of the zombies for theft of their patented 'Under Ground Ready" embalming fluids.

  7. Re:This ain't a charity by Nursie · · Score: 3, Funny

    "*sigh* If a money transport van crashes into your garden, is the money yours?"

    *sigh*

    That's the worst analogy I've ever heard. And I'm not kidding laddie, that one could win prizes.

    Money doesn't require your own nutrients and your own plants to interact, breed with and nourish it. Money doesn't waft over walls with nobody to miss it, somebody probably cares and takes effort to stop money floating away. Money doesn't invisibly turn up and change your crops into something someone else has patented.

    In short, sorry, but that analogy is so wide of the mark you may as well have said "*sigh* If a pizza truck crashes into your toenails, is the cat dead?"

  8. Re:This ain't a charity by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 3, Funny

    If a pizza truck crashes into your toenails, is the cat dead? You, sir, just earned my sig.
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  9. Re:Sigh by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Funny

    First thing, let's shoot all the lawyers.
    We don't need to *shoot* all the lawyers (although I'm sure it would be fun). We just need to make them wear a brightly colored "L" and keep a bell around their neck so they can ring it and shout "Unclean! Unclean!" whenever they go out in public.