Guerrilla IT, Embracing the Superuser?
snydeq writes "First it's letting users manage their own PCs and now it's sanctioning the shadow IT projects they do on the down low: 'You probably know them. They're the ones who installed their own Wi-Fi network in the break room and distribute homemade number-crunching apps to their coworkers on e-mail. They're hacking their iPhones right now to work with your company's mail servers. In short, they're walking, talking IT governance nightmares. But they could be your biggest assets, if you use them wisely. The reason superusers go rogue is usually frustration, says Marquis. "It's a symptom of the IT organization being unable to meet or even understand the needs of its customers," he says. "Otherwise, it wouldn't be happening." The solution? Put them to work.'"
I thought that was code in the black community for openly heterosexual males engaging in secret homosexual trysts. Is that really how end-users see dealing with IT? When we make the next supply run, should we throw in some astro-glide, too?
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
They stop only when they're escorted out the door (or to jail) and then sometimes that's not enough.
People who persist in breaking IT rules after multiple warnings are usually "control freaks". If you give them responsibility, they will end up assuming more than they were granted, arguing with administration, causing chaos and personnel problems.
Best to nip this problem in the bud.
- Been there, done that.
Put them to work? Good idea - they can start by fixing the mess that all the other amateurs make when they start writing crappy apps and sticking their noses into design decisions they not only don't understand, but don't understand that they don't understand.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
As an organization, the IT department should give the corporate users a choice. They can take the blue pill, which means their computer is managed by the IT department. People who aren't knowledgeable about the inner workings of their system and just want to get their work done without getting too sophisticated technically will probably choose this option. Or they can take the red pill and manage their own system, under one condition: The IT department has within it several 1337 h4x0rz who will be allowed to try and hack into these self-managed systems at any time that they wish. So long as they cannot find an exploit, the user is left alone. But if they find an exploit, that user has to buy everyone dinner. Or something along those lines. That way, people who want to control their own systems will have the opportunity to do so, but not in a manner that puts corporate data at risk.
McCain/Palin '08. Now THAT's hope and change!
Your job as an IT guys is to support users.
Yes, yes it is. userS, plural. Most senior IT guys are wearing some form of network or sysadmin hat, which means their work is important to 10's or hundreds of individual users. You're expecting a senior IT guy to drop everything, stop working on his other priorities that support many others users in order to pander to one prima donna who expects his machine to be given top priority despite the fact he broke it in the first place with unsupported software.
On top of that, you expect a senior guy to fawn over you and treat you like you're super-special - holding his own and pointing out that he has other important things to be doing that support many other users instead of major effort to recover a self-inflicted injury mean you accuse him of an attitude problem.
IT time is precious and limited, there's never enough to go round. Despite what you may think, you and your 'IT department avoiding' attitude are the problem here.
You try and pull such a hissy fit in my department, me and the director would tell you where to take a hike. IT are a whole company support department, not your personal carpet department. You know what you sound like?
"I pay my taxes, I pay your salary. How dare you give me a parking ticket, I'm your boss I am!"
Remember kids, it's all fun and games until someone commits wholesale galactic genocide.