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Microsoft "Albany" Offers Office and Security as Subscription

News.com is reporting that Microsoft has confirmed a subscription service is in the works for the next consumer version of their Office Suite. "Code-named Albany, the product has a single installer that puts Office Home and Student, OneCare, as well as a host of Windows Live services, onto a user's PC. As long as users keep paying for the subscription, they are entitled to the latest versions of the products. Once they stop paying, they lose the right to use any version."

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  1. by cutting prices! by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We'll charge nothing at all for linux and open office, and you're entitled to all upgrades for free.

    1. Re:by cutting prices! by InlawBiker · · Score: 4, Funny

      NEW! Ubuntu Linux 8.04, $999.99 with $999.99 INSTANT REBATE!

  2. Re:Also illegal, at least in Canada by 26199 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But as long as you save in OOXML you can always read your data ... it's an ISO standard!

  3. If it's like Albany by NorbrookC · · Score: 4, Funny

    the state capital of NY, it'll cost a lot of money, spend years trying to accomplish anything, and work only part of the year.

    1. Re:If it's like Albany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But does it come with hookers?

    2. Re:If it's like Albany by Mix+Master+Nixon · · Score: 2, Funny

      That'd be the Premium Plus edition with the hookers. Also comes with blackjack.

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    3. Re:If it's like Albany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Shows how much you know. Everybody knows the capitol of NY is NY city.

  4. Microsoft Albania... by matt4077 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the balkanization of software.

  5. Once they START paying... by theolein · · Score: 5, Funny

    Given the wildly unsuccessful way that people took to subscription music services, I can see this being as successful as, say, the Zune.

  6. Re:Also illegal, at least in Canada by peragrin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where the frack do you rent a dictionary? Wouldn't borrowing one at the library be easier?

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  7. Re:This will be teh death of MacroSuck(tm) by CowboyNealOption · · Score: 3, Funny

    I stopped reading at the part where you talked about their suppository continuing to inch upwards. I don't care how great a piece of software is, but that is a definite no-go. Ouch.

  8. Re:QFT by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 5, Funny

    This bears repeating.

    Thats an annoying bear.

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  9. Re:Something of a catch... by penguin_dance · · Score: 2, Funny

    (Apparently; currently the survey on the page says 41% prefer the traditional way of buying Office, 38.5% would rather not buy it at all, and 20.5% think it sounds better).

    Well, it looks like Slashdotters have been voting--now it's 42.2% would rather use a free alternative, 39% want Office traditional and 18.9% cough*idiots*cough think it sounds appealing.

    Oh, and then there's this:

    Those who subscribe to Albany will also get several free Microsoft products pushed onto their desktop--including online document-sharing product Office Live Workspace, Windows Live Messenger, Windows Live Photo Gallery, and Windows Live Mail.

    Great...program spam! I can see Clippy now, "I can see you need to use one of our other products. Here, I'll just fill up your hard drive with it!" Plonk!

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  10. Re:Something of a catch... by coresnake · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this software is pirated only pirates will have software! Yarrr!

  11. Re:Also illegal, at least in Canada by aztektum · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh that's BS. That's like saying I am culpable for giving a convicted armed robber a gun and he went and robbed someon...

    Wait. Fuck.

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  12. Great, for those of us who live in Albany/Troy by FliesLikeABrick · · Score: 3, Funny

    Once Albany populates the search engine indexes, it is going to be really fun looking for things locally!

    "Albany window repair"
    "Microsoft Albany repair corrupt files <technet.microsoft.com>"

    "Hot dogs in Albany"
    "Albany is about as useful as a hot dog dropped on the floor <technet.microsoft.com>"

    "Used Cars in Albany"
    "Microsoft Chairman Gates is now selling used cars after the failure of Microsoft Albany <slashdot.org>"