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Bill Gates On the GPL — "We Disagree"

Dionysius, God of Wine, writes with a link to an Ars Technica story, quoting Bill Gates: "'There's free software and then there's open source' he suggested, noting that Microsoft gives away its software in developing countries. With open source software, on the other hand, 'there is this thing called the GPL, which we disagree with.' Open source, he said, creates a license 'so that nobody can ever improve the software,' he claimed, bemoaning the squandered opportunity for jobs and business. (Yes, Linux fans, we're aware of how distorted this definition is.) He went back to the analogy of pharmaceuticals: 'I think if you invent drugs, you should be able to charge for them,' he said, adding with a shrug: 'That may seem radical."

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  1. Drugs... by onion2k · · Score: 4, Funny

    He went back to the analogy of pharmaceuticals: 'I think if you invent drugs, you should be able to charge for them,' he said, adding with a shrug: 'That may seem radical."

    What if you invent diseases?

    Well, viruses.

    Well, a platform that viruses thrive on.
    1. Re:Drugs... by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, a platform that viruses thrive on.

      Human beings? ;)

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    2. Re:Drugs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Then you're God!!!!!

  2. Re:And this is... by ZephyrXero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, with all Bill Gates philanthropy stuff he does today...sometimes we need to be reminded he's still evil ;)

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  3. Move over Chewbacca... by PinkyDead · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cos this makes no sense. It makes no sense.

    And we all know what that means.

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  4. No Improvements? by Hellad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well considering that he considers Vista an improvement to XP, I am certainly happy that GPL prevents people from "improving" the software...

  5. Family Guy reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just seeing the title reminded me of the family guy episode with the drive by arguments

    *while driving*
    Bill G: 'Hey Steve, that looks like that young upstart Stallman who's been touting the benefits of open source software'
    Steve B: 'oh yes, lets get him!'
    Bill Gates: 'Oh Richard!.... WE DISAGREE!'
    *speeds off*

  6. More drug analogies by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    He must know a lot about the drug business. If you get them hooked on a free sample, you can charge whatever you want, and your users end up "stealing" to get their fix in the end!

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  7. Re:Charge for drugs? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, you successfully managed to make an incredibly charitable remark about curing cancer sound like a bad thing.

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  8. Re:Not radical to charge, just greedy. by Dancindan84 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know... an XML based open document format registered with ISO?

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  9. Re:Weird disjoint by cyphercell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tesco disagrees with home gardening, they think people should be able to charge for their vegetables.

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  10. Re:Not radical to charge, just greedy. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Funny

    RMS has also suggested that Software Engineers be paid by the government, so that their work can be free. Frankly, the only thing worse than Windows Vista would be Windows Vista designed by a government committee.

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  11. Re:Drugs by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

    the incumbent drugs companies would fight tooth and nail against it They don't need to, the government already disapproves of the general public experimenting with drugs :P
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  12. How about Open Source Drugs...? by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been researching them for some time now...!

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  13. Re:Not radical to charge, just greedy. by CowboyNealOption · · Score: 5, Funny
    Open source, he said, creates a license 'so that nobody can ever improve the software'

    I think Bill must live in opposite land, because the meaning he is associating with the word "nobody" is the one I associate with the word "everybody".

  14. Re:Weird disjoint by bcat24 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Home gardening is killing produce?

  15. Re:Weird disjoint by just_another_sean · · Score: 2, Funny

    However, if you have a back garden, you can grow potatoes for ... wait for it ... FREE! TANSTAAFL

    My high school economics teacher told us that "there ain't no such thing as a free lunch."

    The potatoes aren't free. They seeds, soil, water, sun, labor, and opportunity cost all have value. Well Bill is confusing Free with free. You are Free to grow the potatoes if you have the time, money and resources to do it.

    Just as Free software costs time, money and resources to create. And not everyone gives Free software away for free.

    You people need to bone up here. These tired arguments are /. 101. Why anyone would take anything that BillG says about free, open source, anything-other-then-MS-software seriously these days is a constant wonder to me.

    Wake me up when someone starts throwing chairs again.
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  16. Re:Forget about what? by Perf · · Score: 2, Funny

    "There is no patent. Could you patent the sun?"

    Ah, yes. But could (the) Sun patent Open Source?

  17. Re:Weird disjoint by grahamd0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what you're saying, essentially, is that over the long term the grocery store actually has a lower total cost of ownership?

  18. It's like that anti-drug commercial . . . by walterbyrd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Billy Gate:
    What's this? What this? Documentury?
    Man right here, this is my business, you know? Sueing, scamming, whatever . .
    It's slow, you know? Business is off, sales are down.
    Seems like half my customers . . they don't even need me anymore.
    They;re getting software free, off the web.
    How am I supposed to compete with that?
    Got IT? Well next time something works, don't blame Microsoft!
    We didn't do it!
    I wish we did . . .

  19. Re:Weird disjoint by Bman21212 · · Score: 2, Funny

    2008 will be the "Year of the Home Garden"

  20. Re:Weird disjoint by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe 2008 will be the year of the home server garden for people who have a bunch of free time.

    The year of the home desktop garden is still years away, because Aunt Gertrude still can't grow her own squash and because not everyone's willing to pull weeds and read books on how to get rid of pests for themselves.

  21. Re:Weird disjoint by metamatic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Home gardening is killing produce?

    Home fucking is killing prostitution.
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  22. Re:Weird disjoint by odourpreventer · · Score: 2, Funny

    So the bottom question is, why do they go to Bill for comments? Exaggerated analogy ahead:

    Reporter: Mr. Satan, what are your thoughts about heaven?
    Satan: Oh it's overrated. They say it's a nice place, but once you get there, what can you do? Plus, you have to lead a good life and pass through purgatory. You have to ask yourself, is it worth the trouble? You can go to Hell however you want and reap the benefits immediately.
    R: Dwelling in a pool of lava and being sodomized by your spiky manhood for eternity?
    S: Please, those are falsehoods spread by a jealous competition. We take no pleasure from punishing our subjects.

  23. Re:Stop capitalizing "free" by just_another_sean · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the immortal words of the Great Sgt. Hulka:

    Lighten Up Francis!

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