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Facial Hair and Computer Languages

Posted by kdawson on from the brother-is-an-hairy-man dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Tamir Khason from Israel has blogged about the direct connection between the amount of facial hair and the success of computer languages. Very funny, and it's the truth."

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  1. What about operating systems? by Megane · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure everyone's heard of the "Unix beard"?

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  2. Somebody, quick! by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For the LOVE OF GOD, would someone PLEASE go grab James Gosling and SHAVE HIS BEARD!!!!

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  3. Fortran isn't successful? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whatever he's smoking, he needs to share.

    1. Re:Fortran isn't successful? by Luyseyal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hell, my brother's master's thesis (engineering) involves modeling the lungs and he ended up doing it in Fortran because the math libraries he needed to use were written in Fortran and he didn't want to bother with wrapper code. So there ya go. 2008 and Fortran is still being written.

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  4. Beard not required... by WED+Fan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And she didn't require a beard to do it!
    • But, she kept you around because a beard is handy for some things.
    • She just grows the facial hair for winter?
    • That's not a beard, its a...

    Son, never, ever, never, leave the door that wide open again. So many punchlines, not enough time during my lunch to post.

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