NewYorkCountryLawyer Debates RIAA VP
NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "At Fordham Law School's annual IP Law Conference this year, Slashdot member NewYorkCountryLawyer had a chance to square off with Kenneth Doroshow, a Senior Vice President of the RIAA, over the subject of copyright statutory damages. Doroshow thought the Jammie Thomas verdict of $222,000 was okay, he said, since Ms. Thomas might have distributed 10 million unauthorized copies. NYCL, on the other hand, who has previously derided the $9,250-per-song file verdict as 'one of the most irrational things [he has] ever seen in [his] life in the law', stated at the Fordham conference that the verdict had made the United States 'a laughingstock throughout the world.' An Australian professor on the panel said, 'The comment has been made a few times that America is out of whack and you are a laughingstock in the rest of the world. As the only non-American on the panel, that's true. We do see the cases like Thomas in our newspapers, and we think: "Wow, those crazy Americans, what are they up to now?"
This whole notion of statutory damages is not something that we have within our Copyright Act. You actually have to be able to prove damage for you to be able to be compensated for that.' NYCL also got to debate the 'making available' issue, saying that there was no 'making available' right in US copyright law, despite the insistence of the program's moderator, the 'keynote' speaker, and a 'majority vote' of the audience that there was such a right. The next day, two decisions came down, and a month later yet another decision came down, all rejecting the 'making available' theory."
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Sure was a long summary... wait... you bastards, you tricked me into reading the article!
So the average song size was around 3Mbytes, 10 million copies would make for a total upload of around 30 Terabytes.
On my ADSL service (1.5Mbps download/256kbps upload), it would take me over 37 YEARS to upload that much data assuming I used it for nothing else, and the service had 100% uptime! Heck even if I got ADSL2+, uploads would still only be 4 times faster - bringing it down to just under 10 years to do that kind of an upload.
I guess I really do live in an Internet backwater...
Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
Just because one opposes the RIAA does not mean that one advocates all of the things that the RIAA opposes. The issue here is not that the RIAA wants people to pay for its music; it's that the RIAA is using absurd definitions, underhanded tactics and exaggerations to take money which they don't deserve. The fact that one side breaks the law does not make it justified for the other side to ignore it.
Paradox
Prof. Hansen, the moderator, starts the meeting with a reading of a "paper with an overview of the law" by Michael Schlesinger, which unfortunately is not yet included in the transcript, but apparently presented arguments in favor of the theory that a grant of exclusive right to "making available" exists in US copyright law. After presenting one side of the debate, he askes the panel to reach a conclusion:
He then invites NYCL to represent the minority opinion after setting the stage that a reasonable conclusion had already been reached. I think maybe he was a bit embarrassed when the fallicy of his meaningless "show of hands" and arrogance of his interpretation of the significance of it's result was pointed out:
To which he responds:
Now I'm not sure what Prof. Hansen means here, as it's not well-stated. "You reject the idea that the intellectual elite
In that context, NYCL's response was absolutely appropriate:
To which Prof. Hansen retorted:
I see nothing ad hominem at all in NYCL's remarks. Prof. Hansen had just suggested that the "intellectual elite", who were "fairly represented here", held the "correct" opinion on the interpretation of US law, as evidenced by his "show of hands" from among those very "intellectual elite" -- case closed, move on to the penalty phase. NYCL pointed out that these matters are decided according to written law enacted through Constitutional means, rather than by a "show of hands" from among a group of "lawyers who are best paid by large content owners". Prof. Hansen, rather than counter the logic of NYCL's argument on the merits, instead accuses him of an ad hominem attack, and tries to justify his accusation by saying NYCL is "desparate" because he's "got a losing argument" (apparently according to the oh-so authoritative "show of hands").
One wonders on what "merit" rests Prof. Hansen's opinion that NYCL's citing of Constitutional priciples represents a "desparate", "losing argument" lacking "merit"? Which "merits" would he have NYCL "just stick to" instead, the "merits" of the result of a "show of hands" among "the elite"?