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Homer Simpson Drawn With Web 2.0-Style ASCII Art

Posted by timothy on from the should-be-an-online-convertor-for-this dept.

boogi78 writes "Remember ASCII art? This is the Web 2.0 CSS version of ASCII art featuring Homer Simpson. Here is a CSS G.W. Bush. There's also an program that automatically converts jpegs into 'CSS images,' but it's a Windows executable. I found no sources for it, but I got it to work with WINE."

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  1. Yes, but this is not new technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I fucked Ann Coulter. Hard. I fucked her in her tight slutty asshole and then I pulled my cock out and she sucked on it. She loves sucking on my cock once it's been in her tight asshole. I rammed her hard and fast as my throbbing meatpole stretched her butthole apart. Then I shoved my cock in her cunt and fucked her dumb brains out. The stupid slut kept screaming and telling me how much she loved being treated like a dirt fuckslave, a fucking cumslut, a whorish little fuckbunny. Then she begged me to let her lick my asshole. How could I refuse? I let her suck on my asshole as she flicked her tongue on it while jacking my throbbing cock. She wrapped her lips around my asshole and sucked it hard, flicking her tongue it, kissing it and licking it and moaning like the dirty cumslut whore she is. Then she reached back and took her cunt juices and rub it all around my asshole and proceeded to lick her love juices off my tight asshole. I bent her over and fucked her in her slutty butthole again, and then shoved my cock down her throat and facefucked her. I slapped her face with my cock and then shoved my dick back in her butthole. After a few minutes of buttfucking the bitch, I pulled me cock out. She sucked me clean and then proceeded to lick my asshole some more while jacking me off. The dirty filthy cumbunny fuckslave sure knew how to give a good rusty trombone. After a few minutes of expert rimming, I was ready to blow my load. I blew spurts of thick, hot, white, sticky cum all over her face. Thick sticky wads straight into her mouth. Cumming over and over. Thick ropes of cum arcing up high, streaming out and splattering all over her slutty face. She sucked out all my cum as I emptied my balls all over her. She then used my cock to rub my cum all over her face. It was an amazing fuck-session. Ann Coulter is an amazingly filthy slut and I encourage everyone to fuck her. Right now I have to slut so horny that I can ram that bitch anytime I want. Ann Coulter really is a spectacular cunt.

  2. works with wine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    who'd care anyway? who wants to run that faggot linux shit? fags, that's who. fucking dick smoking fags getting pounded in the ass by other faggots.

    1. Re:works with wine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      It's four thirty a.m. and the house is asleep.

      I. . . am not asleep.

      I am crouched in the bathtub in a frog-like stance, small puddles of urine and liquid shit at my feet. I'm leaning forward, gripping the side of the tub and biting my knee, overwhelmed by a mixture of pain and pleasure as I piston a dildo in and out of my ass.

      You see, I really love anal masturbation.

      Ever try it? No? You should.

      Doesn't matter who you are. God gave all of us, male and female, an abundance of nerve endings in our rectum - and one life to live. So why don't you go ahead and test out the equipment? Have some fun. No point in having a gun sitting on your shelf your entire life and never killing anyone, right?

      But I realize there's a fairly persistent misconception among guys that I'm gonna have to dispel before we go any further:

      Stimulating your own ass is not "gay."

      That notion doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I mean, how could anything you do to your own body be gay? Nobody ever freaks out in the middle of jerking off like "Holy fuck, I've got a fistful of cock! I've gotta cut this gay shit out!" Well, what's the philosophical difference between playing with your dick and playing with your ass?

      There is none.

      Look fellas, here's the scoop:

      If you have a girl wearing a foot long strap-on, smacking your face and screaming "WHO'S MY BITCH?!?" while she pounds your asshole until it bleeds, that would be a *heterosexual* act. Girl on guy. Simple.

      Now if it's a guy that's fucking you, that would be homosexual. And if you're doing it to yourself, well, that's plain old masturbation.

      But listen - if you're still sitting there being stubborn, all macho and uptight going "My ass. . . is EXIT ONLY!!!" then lemme just ask you a question.

      You know that feeling you get when you take a really big shit?

      You know what I'm talking about. You're sitting on the couch, eating Cheez-Its and watching Larry King, when all of the sudden you feel that familiar burning. . . so you get up and bound off to the bathroom all bow legged, clenching your sphincter real tight, and then you furiously rip off your boxer briefs and plop down on the seat just in time to let a huuuuuuge thick turd come sliding out of your ass?

      Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!

      That feeling.

      That tingling, chills up your spine, this-is-absolutely-the-pinnacle-of-human-existence feeling.

      Well guess what. That's the feeling of a massive rod moving through your rectum, tickling those wonderfully abundant nerve endings. You love it. It's okay. We all do. It doesn't make you a fag. Or at the very least, we're ALL fags. So indulge yourself.

      (Yes, I understand that said feeling is partially due to the sensory experience of toxins leaving the body, which is unique to defecation - but the operative word here is "partially." You like the log movement, too. Don't try to argue.)

      So anyway, now that you've decided to be bold, and not a homophobic pussy, and poke around the cornhole a little bit - good for you. But there's something you should remember. Anal masturbation is just like playing the accordion, or shooting a jumper, or really anything else that's worth doing. That is, it requires practice.

      You see, back when I was a kid I would get curious and stick a finger or a toothbrush up there, but I wasn't fucking around with anywhere near the kind of pleasure I'm achieving now. It was uncomfortable even. So I worked on it.

      And conversely, I know I'm still far from expertise in this particular discipline. I don't claim to be an ass master. There's a whole world of lengths, girths, textures, and vibrations that my eager browneye has yet to inhale.

      But since I have honed my skills to a pretty decent level, I'll share with you my current technique. Without further ado:

      SpunkyBrewster's Anal Masturbation Technique

      What You Need:

      1. Lubricant of your choice
      2. Fake cock (eight inches, approx.)
      3. Ridged anal wand (seven inches, approx.

  3. forget that skinny bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    oprah is pussy extraordinare. you haven't had a real pussy till you try some chocolate sugar

  4. This has to be the lamest /. story ever. by Pengo · · Score: -1, Troll


    Serious, I've been here for a LONG time and I think I'll rack this into my noodle as being one of the lamest postings that have managed to slip through in a while.

    At least the spam-link-bot posters are giving content that's interesting. This is just stupid.

  5. Re:Seen it longer ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Erm, surely just apt-get install png2html would be easier?! Maybe, if you run linux. But, that's where the problem arises. I have no choice but to run Windows.

    Why, you ask?

    Well, there are two reasons:

    First, I run Windows because I like shit to work properly, rather than running a bunch of programs that don't have half of the functionality as the Windows program they are trying to rip-off^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hcopy.

    Second, I run Windows because I'm not a fag^H^H^Hpretentious linux fanboi.