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NES Nudity Galore - The JUSTIN BAILEY Conspiracy

Posted by timothy on from the n-completely-s-f-w dept.

Ben Mallahan writes "The debate has raged for years over the origins of the infamous JUSTIN BAILEY code for the original Metroid; but now the truth has finally come out. Brace yourself for the story of the biggest cover-up in video game history ... and a healthy dose of 8-bit nudity!" You've been warned. This short was produced by Ben Makes Movies.com, and I got hooked into watching a few of the other shorts there as well.

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  1. Never thought I'd see the day by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 4, Funny

    5/7 NEVER FORGET.

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    1. Re:Never thought I'd see the day by rrkap · · Score: 3, Funny

      Given the nature of Slashdot's death, I think that should be:

      5/7 NEVAR FORGET

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    2. Re:Never thought I'd see the day by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Never forget 0.714285714285714?

  2. I for one welcome our shark jumping overlords by Omestes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm... I've been reading /. for years, and have come to expect a certain standard (or lack thereof) for the front page, this... though...

    Is the dumbest thing I've ever seen here.

    Who the hell is this "Ben Mallahan", and would it be okay to break his knee caps? Notice I don't pick on Timothy, some things are expected.

    Perhaps its April Fools somewhere in the universe?

    Is it god hinting at me that I should spend more time wading though the Obama spam on Reddit?

    Has Slashdot jumped the shark?

    Is there a cowboy neal option?

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    1. Re:I for one welcome our shark jumping overlords by lgw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Has Slashdot jumped the shark? No, /. has jumped the Goomba!
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  3. I think there's a problem with my DNS server by Chlorus · · Score: 5, Funny

    The domain slashdot.org is redirecting to digg.com for some reason. And there might be a problem with my browser's cache, because it looks just like slashdot save for the news stories.

  4. What? No rickroll? by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 3, Funny

    What the hell are youtube links coming to these days?

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  5. Re:Peach! NOOOOO! by rrkap · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quick, someone, rule 34 on Princess Peach!

    No, I don't care about my karma any longer...

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  6. Re:Congrats! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 4, Funny

    They overflowed the shark?

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  7. Digg article up. by Aaron+England · · Score: 5, Funny

    no text.

  8. Re:I can't believe... by Stormwatch · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, it didn't. It did the leap just fine, and the shark did not touch it.

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  9. They should change the name by Nero+Nimbus · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should change the name of this place to //./

  10. Video would have been better by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If that guy's eyes had rolled out of his head at the end. He looks like the hunchback from Young Frankenstien and Gareth from The Office had a baby who was then raised by the Cookie Monster.

  11. My god, it's full of garbage by Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Funny

    That was the dumbest, stupidest, most idiotic thing I've EVER seen on the internet.

    And I've been to SomethingAwful.com

  12. Re:Peach! NOOOOO! by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quick, someone, rule 34 on Princess Peach!

    Oh, for shame! You at least need to do a GIS (warning: NSFW!) before invoking Rule 34. Hell, we even have Peach/Daisy lesbo action by the third image. Not even a challenge. ;-)

    For that matter, even Bowser turns up porn on the first page. Some topics make it just too easy. Now,"TV Tray Tables"[*], there you have a challenge.



    (3rd page, for those really really bored).

  13. Re:The Lone Gunmen are Dead. by xrayspx · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have no idea how important that post is. Chris DiBona admits to being "Evil".

    This Chris DiBona. So much for Google's only rule. This thread is conspiracy theory central apparently.

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