Changes In Store For PHP V6
An anonymous reader sends in an IBM DeveloperWorks article detailing the changes coming in PHP V6 — from namespaces, to Web 2.0 built-ins, to a few features that are being removed.
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Crikey, I can't believe I have to RTFA to come up with something funny to say about this short-ass summary!
Do it yourself, because no one else will do it yourself. [beta blockade 10-17 Feb]
You moan - yet you took the contract.
Biting the hand that feeds you just a tad!?
AT&ROFLMAO
People have written that article, and it's generally responded to by a lot of jumping up and down.
At this point, I'm content to leave PHP as a way to vacuum the dreck out of the Perl community.
Not a typewriter
s/unicode/$foo/gi
I suspect this will be modded troll, and that would be fair. Go ahead. Has to be said, though.
Some languages, I see the point of. I understand why Visual Basic still exists, even if I despise it. I understand why C exists, and even why Java exists.
PHP, I just don't get. Why bother? It's Perl, minus a bunch of features, in a templating language. As soon as you discover that other languages can be embedded into a webpage, too, I cannot think of a single thing that PHP does better than just about anything short of C intended for developing web apps.
The one thing that I can appreciate about PHP is the massive amount of stuff that's already written in it -- like COBOL, it will remain popular and used for that reason alone. But unlike COBOL, it continues to be actively developed, and used for new projects. Why?
Were it just about anything else, people might come to me with code samples, showing at least one niche thing that their pet language does beautifully, or at least, that they believe shows it lacks a weakness of some other language. Prove me wrong -- show me some beautiful PHP code.
Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
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