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Online Quiz As a Gateway to P2P

Andy Guess points out an interesting approach taken by a Missouri university to limiting (and limiting legal exposure because of) on-campus, on-line copyright violations, as described at Inside Higher Ed: "In order to download (or upload) files on any peer-to-peer network whatsoever, all on-campus users at Missouri S&T have to pass an online quiz on copyright infringement. But not just once. Passing the test — with a perfect score — enables peer-to-peer access for six hours on the user's on-campus registered machines."

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  1. Yeah, everyone will answer that quiz honestly. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Test software: Hello Mr. Manson, 1) Is murder legal?
    Charles Manson: no

    Test software: 2) Is murder bad?
    Charles Manson: yes

    Test software: 3) Would you feel bad if you murdered someone?
    Charles Manson: yes

    Test software: 4) Do you presently feel like murdering?
    Charles Manson: no

    Test software: 5) murder, Murder, MURDER!!!
    Charles Manson: no, No, NO!!!

    Test software: Congratulations, you have scored 100%. You now have 6 hours of access to the cutlery drawer.

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    1. Re:Yeah, everyone will answer that quiz honestly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why are you being modded funny?

      I think it has something to with the fact that those of us who aren't bordering on autism laughed when we read it.

    2. Re:Yeah, everyone will answer that quiz honestly. by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Definitely, definitely.

    3. Re:Yeah, everyone will answer that quiz honestly. by Tanktalus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I clicked those all the time when I was 17. After a year of doing this, I started actually believe I was 18. Even fooled my parents into thinking so!

    4. Re:Yeah, everyone will answer that quiz honestly. by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I clicked those all the time when I was 17. After a year of doing this, I started actually believe I was 18. Even fooled my parents into thinking so!

      I'm always amazed at what people can accomplish with the power of the mind. Were you able to keep them fooled for long, or did they stop believing you were 18 after a few season changes?
    5. Re:Yeah, everyone will answer that quiz honestly. by jonaskoelker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Definitely insightful. Def-def-definitely insightful.

  2. Question 1 by cjb658 · · Score: 4, Funny

    True or false: Copyright infringement is stealing?

    Guess I'd fail. :)

  3. Re:Script it! by mckorr · · Score: 2, Funny

    And of course said script will be the first thing shared P2P...

  4. Re:Are there ways around it? by Shagg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not long. Do you want a copy?

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  5. Re:Are there ways around it? by Kaenneth · · Score: 5, Funny

    They might sell it to a couple students, but then those student would give it to their friends for free.

  6. Re:Are there ways around it? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah but then those students would upload the script on P2P to give to their friends, but the friends need the script to access P2P, which contains the script needed to access P2P, which is needed to access P2P...

    I'm so confused now...

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  7. Re:Script it! by eln · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I should make sure I get a good list of porn torrents before taking the quiz, so as not to waste any of the precious little time I get.

    As for your little suggestion to "RTFA", you must be new here. I have an allergy to articles posted on Slashdot. Reading them gives me hives or, in this case, uncontrollable blind rage. So you see, it's best for everyone if I avoid reading them.

  8. We need a V-K test by Erandir · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, we need a more sophisticated test, one measuring true underlying intention. I can imagine it going like this:

    Holden: You start up DC and notice that copyrighted files are being shared, Leon.
    Leon: Do you make up these questions, Prof Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
    Holden: The files are being shared, and other students are rapidly downloading them. We can't stop them without your help. But you're not helping.
    Leon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?
    Holden: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
    [Leon has become visibly shaken]
    Holden: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. (pause) Shall we continue?

  9. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Library's have been closed and sued by the BPAA(book publishing association of america) for "making available" copyrighted materials.

  10. Next stop: by Kissing+Crimson · · Score: 2, Funny

    In order to access the buildings that hold Philosophy, Biology, Archeology, Anthropology, or Sociology, a student must first pass a test regarding Theory vs Fact. Those who pass the test with a perfect score are allowed to attend one class session. This system has reduced complaints from supporters of Intelligent Design theories. Naturally there has been some 'grumbling' from supporters of Darwinian Theory. Overall the administration feels this method works.

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  11. Re:And I love the illogic applied by them. by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have taken many tests and I have found that getting a perfect score is not so much about knowing the material as about knowing the expectations of the person who wrote the test.

    For some odd reason, my experiences with the MCSE tests for Windows 2000 come to mind (e.g. chanting: "The Gospel According to Bill" allowed me to easily pass all of the Win2k ones on the first go - in spite of the massive suspense of disbelief required to do it).

    /P

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