Dutch Voting Machines De-Certified
Peer writes "The Dutch government has officially decided that it will no longer use voting machines (Babel Fish Translation) for elections. So it's pencil and paper from now on. Activists have been campaigning against the use of voting machines for some time."
Hey everybody, let's march on Amsterdam for machine sufferage! You too Hedonism Bot!
-Bender
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures - and the Dutch.
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Picking on the illiterate in written form? Seriously? How can they retort!
Prediction: The real iPhone killer is going to be sex robots from Japan. Think about it.
First off, I hope it can parse sentences well
Second, I hope it takes some grammar lessons.
Finally, note to self: Voting machines are self-aware and capable of fisticuffs. Do not kick the machine for recording the wrong vote next election day... if it wants to record a vote for $CANDIDATE, I'll damn well let it.
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai