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Greenpeace Complains Game Consoles Aren't Green Enough

jasoncart writes "None of the major games consoles are 'green enough', says environmental group Greenpeace in a report released today. Zeina Al-Hajj, Greenpeace's International Toxic Campaign co-ordinator, said: "We were shocked with Nintendo; it was our biggest surprise." The company is described by the group as the least 'green' tech firm."

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  1. Green ?! Jesus, they are not SAFE enough by unity100 · · Score: 4, Funny

    every 1-2 years they put out a console that explodes from some of its parts from some brands. they need to make consoles explosion free before making them green.

    1. Re:Green ?! Jesus, they are not SAFE enough by maxume · · Score: 5, Funny

      In any case, you shouldn't be licking your console.

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    2. Re:Green ?! Jesus, they are not SAFE enough by Dancindan84 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Completely botched the opportunity for

      In any case, you shouldn't be licking your Wii. Even if you can.
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  2. modern times ... by unity100 · · Score: 4, Funny

    one has to watch his balls even playing console games ...

  3. Re:Can't Follow the Link by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seems theres always at least one guy who think that Greenpeace represents the entire environmental movement. They represent a movement alright.

  4. Re:Well yeah by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's not true, I painted my Wii green so I could get in on this whole "green" trend. I found just the right paint, too. It's whale-oil based paint with some dolphin fin ground in for strength. I found this great paintbrush made with spotted owl feathers to apply the paint, and as a bonus I made a little cozy for my wiimote from giant panda fur.

    I'm going to send some pictures of my new setup to Greenpeace, I hope they'll feature them on their website.

  5. Re:That's a bit of a fallacy. by chill · · Score: 4, Funny

    Speaking of the seventies, in the 1870s someone actually predicted the huge environmental problems that would be posed by the futuristic society of the 1970s - the continent, he predicted, would be hip deep in horse shit.

    Was he making an environmental commentary or political one?

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  6. Re:That's a bit of a fallacy. by digitrev · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes.

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  7. Re:well by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I am disturbed to my very core that someone felt it necessary to mod this Informative.

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