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Using RFID Tags Around the House?

Attacked-by-gremlins writes "I have a larger family and various items in the house (some tools, some pieces of clothing) 'travel' unexpectedly. We joke about gremlins doing that, but it's tiring never to be sure that I'll find an object where I left it two days ago. For the sheer hacking fun of it, I'm thinking of sticking RFID tags on some and trying to triangulate a position with several tranceivers placed in the house. Has anyone have any suggestions for this amateur 'Google Home'? Thanks."

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  1. Why Not? by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Beats the heck out of everyone learning to be considerate of each others' property. What benefit would that have in real life? ~

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    1. Re:Why Not? by Romancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Beats the heck out of everyone learning to be considerate of each others' property. What benefit would that have in real life? ~"

      Seriously, moderated flaimbait? Now you've got to be kidding. Funny or insightful at least, come on meta mods, please catch this one if it's not fixed now.

      Mod me down for off topic if you must but I'm actually willing to take a hit if it gets this parent back into the +
      The parent is a valid point about the topic.

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    2. Re:Why Not? by ciaohound · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You obviously don't have young children, or if you do, turn in your geek card now for dismissing appropriate technology for a problem that has vexed geek dads for generations. My dad attached his scissors to his desk with a chain. We learned to subvert that by using his letter opener to pry open the link. Voila, scissors walk off and disapper. With kids of my own, I find that anything of value must be physically secured, with lock and key. It is irritating when they pull out the entire set of pots, pans, and storage containers and build a barricade in the kitchen, but that's what kids do, and it is kind of cute, after all, and it's probably just a phase that they go through. But no matter what, the door to my basement office stays locked.

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    3. Re:Why Not? by lisaparratt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, can't have the kids finding the gimp locked in the "office".

    4. Re:Why Not? by uglydog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      zappepcs mentioned corporal punishment as a solution. Misbehaving children seems to be a western phenomenon, at least according to the movie East is East. so perhaps a non-technical solution IS in order.

      errr...no, i don't have kids. but i'll bloody well be sure to beat them soundly on a regular basis. for the sake of the future.

    5. Re:Why Not? by jdgeorge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bullshit. I had young children (growing up now). Proper discipline and parenting is what is called for. Sure, locking up things like tools just makes sense and is part of proper parenting. What is most lacking today however is proper discipline. By the age of 2 they should know to NEVER touch Dad's stuff. Hmmm... That comment is phrased as a disagreement, but it sounds as if you generally agree with the parent.

      I will second your view, in any case; it's one thing for your kids to grab your nose, pat your back, pull on your shirt, but I agree that it is absolutely essential that people forbid their their kids from touching "Dad's stuff".

      On the other hand, if by "stuff", you are referring to the various possessions you have stored around your house, you are completely deluded if you think your kids with "NEVER" touch it, regardless of what kind of "discipline" you impose. If it's interesting to them (for example, because it is forbidden), they will get to it, eventually. On the other hand, if it's boring, well then, you have nothing to worry about.
    6. Re:Why Not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Assuming you really mean disciplpine, and not just using the word as a euphemism for punishment, I agree with you. But, do some child development research: by the age of 2 the little terrorists barely know right from wrong in general, and are just coming to grasp with the awareness of the difference between self and others. By the age of 4 they should know which stuff of Dad's and Mom's they should not touch (though they'll still touch it occasionally)

    7. Re:Why Not? by RanCossack · · Score: 3, Funny

      I agree, as far as introducing kids to open source software goes, the Gimp is probably a bad choice. Something simpler -- maybe tux paint -- would be best.

    8. Re:Why Not? by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Misbehaving children seems to be a western phenomenon

      That's because Western adults value people who can think for themselves and challenge authority.

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  2. Range by Cyner · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's some equipment out there with decent range, but it's usually quite expensive. My $50 do-it-all tranciever has a range of about 6 inches. With the lower frequency tags you get better range, but still I don't think I've seen trancievers with anywhere-in-the-house type range.

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    1. Re:Range by uniquename72 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Besides, if there are in fact gremlins moving around your stuff, you're probably better off not knowing.

    2. Re:Range by isleshocky77 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I would have to agree. I just had to do a project for a senior class on tracking people on RFID. It's so bad that decided to use another technology. RFID is just too expensive for anything over centimeter ranges. We ended up going with Zigbee devices from Texas Instruments. If you want to read about our setup it's all here. http://peopletrackerinc.com/ Their really cheap and small, accurate up to 1-2 meters with about 100 yard range. It uses something similar to 802.11 for wireless transmission. It's extremely cool if you want to look into. We have the entire setup up and running to track people within a building.

  3. To do it effectively won't be cheap.... by barc0001 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Really. Most sub $100 readers have a range that can be measured in millimeters. To get something with about 3' or 4' of range for a single reader will cost four figures. I've done some fairly extensive testing with these readers, and it is possible to boost the range by adding external antennas (for more money). So I guess what I am saying is that what you are planning on doing is technically possible, but is not feasible for most peoples' "tinkering" budgets.

    1. Re:To do it effectively won't be cheap.... by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Funny
      Don't be put off by the nay-sayers. It's actually not too hard and not too expensive.

      I've been playing with RFID for about 5 years, and it's great for remote controls, tape measures, and other easy to misplace items.

      I also managed to get it to work with the Collectorz software, so I can 'check out' a book or movie.

      The hand-held reader I have is powerful enough so that I can stand in middle of a small room (approx. 10' x 10') and get a reading if the item I'm looking for is in the room. Handy for finding stuff. It was around $200, and that was a year ago.

      I'd post the make and model number of the reader, but I haven't been able to find it for a couple days. I probably should have tagged it.

  4. $$$ budget? by gnick · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know what your budget is like, but the readers can be pricey. The ones we use that are able to triangulate (2-D with two readers, 3-D with 3 readers) ran about $4k apiece. But, they would easily cover a standard sized home.

    Of course, we had different needs than you, so there are probably considerably cheaper alternatives.

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    1. Re:$$$ budget? by agurk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Depending on the size of the home he might consider using readers which only covers every door. So the system atleast keeps track of which room contains said item.

      I do not know if this would be cheaper, just a thought.

    2. Re:$$$ budget? by shogun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Assuming of course noone just threw the item in question out the window.

    3. Re:$$$ budget? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The ones we use that are able to triangulate (2-D with two readers, 3-D with 3 readers)
      Huh? How does one triangulate in n dimensions without n+1 receivers?

      For two dimensions, I understand it as follows... place one reader in the plane of the objects, and one outside the plane. The circle you get from combining the data from the two readers will intersect the plane in two points, so at best you can get a set of two possible locations for the object. If the readers are sufficiently accurate (and precise!), and the readers are placed close to each other, the circle can be small enough that the two points of intersection with the plane are within your margin of error... note that the margin of error will at any rate have its upper limit as the distance between the readers. I'd assume that cost goes up as accuracy does.

      But how does one triangulate in three dimensions with only three receivers? At best you can get a set of possible locations... any mathematicians care to walk me through this one, since I seem to be geometrically challenged right now? Or is it just a matter, as with two dimensions, of highly accurate and precise readers placed very close to eachother?
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  5. Now, where dd I put that RFID scanner? by MessyBlob · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, where dd I put that RFID scanner?

    1. Re:Now, where dd I put that RFID scanner? by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well obviously you'd put an RFID chip on the scanner as well. Christ, do I have to think of everything around here?

    2. Re:Now, where dd I put that RFID scanner? by notdotcom.com · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just found a new sig.

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    3. Re:Now, where dd I put that RFID scanner? by jblake · · Score: 5, Funny

      Me too!

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  6. Serious suggestion (don't use RFID) by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Buy two hammers separately. Make sure they are identical. Make sure you also have two receipts.

    Next time someone misplaces your stuff, use one hammer to break their hand. If the skin breaks and blood gets on the hammer, throw it in your neighbor's yard and find a way to plant the receipt over there.

    When the police come to find you, explain that you found your spouse, kid, dog, whatever in a crazed state with broken fingers. They must be hallucinating because they are blaming you. Hey, look at that! Maybe your neighbor just went inside, and, oh my god, there's a bloody hammer right next to his birdbath! Well, case closed, officer.

    You'll never have anything misplaced again.

  7. You might want to try a loc8tor by samael · · Score: 4, Informative
  8. Garage Sale by Setherghd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have a garage sale, and get rid of everything you don't need.

    If you're losing items in messy closets or bedrooms, then you probably need to clean up the clutter. That or you own way too many valuable possessions that may be stolen or permanently lost. Live simple.

    I live in a small, energy-efficient home. I own exactly what I need and no more. I have a computer, a desk, a chair, books, an acoustic guitar, a bike, and a couch. And that's about it.

    All of my cookware and utensils stay in the kitchen and never leave. Cleaning supplies stay in a closet. My toothbrush in the medicine cabinet.

    I never lose a thing. Ever.

    1. Re:Garage Sale by wampus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Good for you, I'd offer you a cookie, but you apparently have no facility to eliminate waste from your body.

    2. Re:Garage Sale by IpalindromeI · · Score: 3, Informative

      You clearly do not have children. It's easy to find everything when you're the only one using it, and you make sure to put it back where it belongs after every use. Add a few more people into the mix, not so easy.

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    3. Re:Garage Sale by icebrain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good for you. But some of the rest of us have memory problems.

      I'll put something down for a minute to go answer the phone, or use the bathroom, and then completely forget what I was in the middle of doing. Or, I'll get up and forget to put the tool down, and then spend five minutes looking for what I have in my hand.

      Trying to organize things, find a place for them, and keep it that way literally gives me headaches. I'm not quite sure why.

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    4. Re:Garage Sale by XHIIHIIHX · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Garage Sale is officially ON! I have a computer, a desk, a chair, books, an acoustic guitar, a bike, and a couch for sale cheap!

  9. Last room entered by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Instead of trying to triangulate a position, you might be able to put a receivers on doorways, and log to a network each RFID signal received. This way when you look up your hammer, you can tell which doorway it last passed.

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  10. Try UHF RFID Readers; they have better range by bsharma · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Try UHF(ISM band 903-928 MHz) RFID Readers; they have better range than HF readers (13 MHz). Intel sells a single chip (R1000) demo kit you can take and hack. You may have difficulty with large metallic objects due to reflection. Also, stuff with high water (H2O) content may absorb too much power to reflect back. With UHF, you may expect 5+ meters (20 feet) under ideal condition. The tags may be expensive in small quantity. Try to "borrow" from a larger lot. Obviously, you have to get UHF tags for UHF readers; I am not aware of multimode readers/tags.

  11. hah by jjshoe · · Score: 2, Informative

    It seems most people here don't seem to understand active rfid vs. passive rfid.

    Passive:

    pro - Tags are extremely small, readers are cheap, tags are cheap
    con - Range, non-existant

    Active:

    pro - Range
    con - expensive tags, tags are large, tags are battery powered

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    1. Re:hah by tknd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A little off-topic but one thing that annoys the hell out of me is maintaining food in the fridge. Just how far is the range on a passive RFID?

      For example it would be really cool if things like mayonnaise jars came with RFIDs and your refrigerator had an RFID reader + internet connection. Then you could run a database on the fridge and when you were away from home you could figure out hold old the mayonnaise is without having to open the fridge. In fact we could go one step further and have the fridge email you when the mayonnaise gets too old or automatically add it your shopping list. So the next time you hit the store you'll have a preprepared list of items to buy without even having to think!

  12. Use the other hammer to beat a dead horse by beegle · · Score: 3, Funny

    It seems like only one hammer is needed for you scenario.

    So, what's the second hammer for? A redundant array of independent hammers?

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    1. Re:Use the other hammer to beat a dead horse by bugnuts · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, what's the second hammer for? A redundant array of independent hammers? No, it's so that everyone knows you still have a hammer, and you're not afraid to use it.
    2. Re:Use the other hammer to beat a dead horse by Agnostico · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reminded me of a joke:

      A couple is being interviewed on TV because they have been married for 50 years and never had a fight.

      The woman is asked:

      - You have never had a fight?

      - No. She replied.

      - And how's that? What's the secret?

      And she starts to tell a story:

      When we got married, my husband had a horse that he really loved. The horse has been with him its whole life. Our wedding day we take off to our honeymoon on a car pulled by the horse. During our trip the horse fell down.

      My husband just said in a firm voice: One.

      Half the way, the horse fell down again. My husband said: Two.

      And when we were almost arriving it fell again and my husband just took his gun and shot the horse 5 times!

      I was astonished and raising my voice told him:

      You fracking murder, why did you shoot the poor animal?

      He calmly turn around and with his firm voice told me: One!

      Did I said joke or story?

  13. active vs. passive rfid by pointbeing · · Score: 2, Informative

    As others have mentioned the range for passive RFID detection is painfully short - to do what OP wants he needs active tags and readers.

    A passive RFID tag is powered by the reader - hence its short range. An active tag carries its own power supply - like the toll booth speedpass tags.

    Active tags run from about the size of a dime to about the size of a paperback book - in my job I deal with the paperback book-sized tags.

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  14. Simple: BUY BIG STUFF by xant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Our obsession with making everything small leads directly to this problem. Smaller things get lost more easily.

    They sell those giant-sized remote controls at Walgreens or your local random-crap-mart. Buy one, you'll never lose it again. It can't fall between the cushions of the couch because it's friggin huge. If the thing you don't want to lose doesn't come in giant-size, permanently attach it to something which is too large to lose but still portable. Gas stations have learned this lesson, that's why the bathroom key is attached to a huge plank.

    To make it even easier, paint it something bright and garish.

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  15. Why triangulate? by MarkvW · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why not have a portable reader that you can carry around with you. When you enter the room, you can get a printout of all the stuff in the room. If the printout does not correspond with your organizational directives--that's what kids are for!

  16. The RFIDHouse by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 5, Funny

    For this to be really useful, I think you need an RFID tag on every item in the home. First, construct a new home with a single entry point (you can add emergency exits for fire safety.) The front entry room will contain a computer and an RFID tagging device. Every single object that comes through the door gets tagged, named, photographed, and described in the computer system before it is allowed into the house.

    It's a little work upfront, but think of the advantages. No time wasted organizing your possessions. No time wasted "tidying up." Nothing can ever be out of place, because nothing BELONGS anywhere. The mixing bowl might not be in the kitchen, but it's no trouble. Just search for it using any of the dozens of wall terminals installed around the house, and a series of flashing arrows will direct you right to your desired object.

  17. TOP SECRET FACT:Most cars tracking RFID ALREADY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Forget your house, try scanning your garage to see what RFIDs the feds see when you drive over wires buried in certain roads.

    TOP SECRET FACT:Most modern cars have tracking transponders ALREADY!

    Spy transmission chips embedded in tires that can be read REMOTELY while driving.

    Yup. My brother works on them (since 2001).

    The us gov T.R.E.A.D. act (which passed) made it illegal to sell new passenger cars lacking untamperable RFID in the tires allowing efficient scanning of moving cars.

    Your tires have a passive coil with 64 to 128 bit serial number emitter in them! (AIAG B-11 ADC v3.0) . A particular frequency energizes it enough so that a receiver can read its little ROM. A ROM which in essence is your GUID for your TIRE. Multiple tires do not confuse the readers. Its almost identical to all "FastPass" "SpeedPass" technologies you see on gasoline keychain dongles and commuter windshield sticker-chips. The US gov has secretly started using these chips to track people.

    Its kind of like FBI "Taggants" in fertilizer and "Taggants" in Gasoline and Bullets, and Blackpowder. But these car tire transponder Ids are meant to actively track and trace movement of your car.

    Taggant chemical research papers :
    Â http://www.wws.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/byteserv.prl/~ota/disk3/1980/8017/801705.PDF
    (remove spaces in url from slashcode if needed)

    The chips in your tires are for forensic "after the fact" database tracking, from databases collected on highway choke points, It can be done in real time too though.

    I am not making this up. Melt down a high end Firestone, or Bridgestone tire and go through the bits near the rim (sometimes at base of tread) and you will locate the transmitter (similar to 'grain of rice' pet ids and Mobile SpeedPass, but not as high tech as the tollbooth based units). Sokymat LOGI 160, and Sokymat LOGI 120 transponder buttons are just SOME of the transponders found in modern high end car tires. The AIAG B-11 Tire tracking standard is now implemented for all 3rd party transponder manufactures [covered below].

    It is allegedly for QA and to prevent fraud and "car theft", but the US Customs service uses it in Canada to detect people who swap license plates on cars when doing a transport of contraband on a mule vehicle that normally has not logged enough hours across the border. The customs service and FBI do not yet talk about this, and are starting using it soon.

    A secret initiative exists to track all funnel-points on interstates and US borders for car tire ID transponders (RFID chips embedded in the tire).
    The governement can then either look back in databases to see wheere and when your car drove, and OCR liscense plates at tool or Customs can
    build the database up even better without the feds needing to visit your home to get your RFID GUIDs.

    More sinister, it is near impossible to buy tires without the vendor in the USA filling out federal paperwork of what VIN the recipient car is!

    Photos of tracking chips before molded deep into tires! :
    http://www.sokymat.com/index.php?id=94

    PLEASE LOOK AT THAT LINK : Its the same shocking tire material I have been trying to tell people about since the spring of 2001 on slashdot.

    a controversial dead older link was at http://www.sokymat.com/sp/applications/tireid.html

    (slashdot ruins links, so you will have to remove the ASCII space it insertes usually into any of my urls to get to the shocking info and photos on the enbedded LOGI 160 chips that the us gov scans when you cross mexican and canadian borders.)

    You never heard of it either because nobody moderates on slashdot anymore and this is probably +0 still. It has also never appeared in print before and is very secret.

    Californias Fastpass is being upgraded to scan ALL responding car tires in future years upcoming. I-75 may get them next in rural funnel points in Ohio.

    The photo of the secret high speed overpass prototype WAS at :
    http://www.tadiran-telematic

  18. Re:Can RFID triangulate at short ranges? by Eristone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My current employer (i.e. disclaimer - I work for 'em) has stuff that does this -- it's definitely not cheap though. Uses active RFID tags and wireless access points to do the triangulation stuff.

  19. Re:Remember 'The Meaning of Life" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think it's just problem with kids misplacing stuff. It also happens to adults for a lot of reasons, such as problems with memory, being interrupted while working on a project, getting over tired or just being plain lazy in not putting stuff back.

    Either way, it doesn't seem far fetched that there could be a very good market for a product that could do this relatively cheap. So there you go, forget about the home tinkering and start thinking about a new business if you can find a way to make it cheap enough.

  20. Just *DON'T* find missing socks by jnadke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whatever you do, *DON'T* put RFID tags on your socks.

    They're missing for a reason. If you find them, a paradoxical black hole will open up in your dryer and engulf the entire planet. Trust me, I've done the math.

    For the love of god... not the socks.

  21. Re:Can RFID triangulate at short ranges? by redxxx · · Score: 2, Informative

    Probably not RFID. I haven't seen much of anything that offers a signal strength measurement with enough granularity. In addition, signal strength is dependent on what direction the antenna(on the tag) is facing.

    I don't know of anything out there commercially available with a precise enough clock to manage it time based.

    You can get up to about 10 feet with certain UHF tags and receivers, but that is really pushing FCC limitation on signal power. RFID tags really just aren't locators, regardless of how much we want them to be.

  22. monitor doorways by mathimus1863 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So it's too expensive to buy the readers to do triangulation. But you could buy the cheap readers and put them on doorways to trace things as they pass by. Then you can track what room an object was last seen in. That is probably sufficient for your purposes.

  23. Homeseer by wpiman · · Score: 2, Informative

    I use a product called Homeseer and alot of people are already doing this. There are two types of tags people are using, iAutomate tags and cheaperRFID tags. The iAutomate tags are more complex, and hence more expensive. I have the Cheaper RFID tags. I have one in our laptops bags-- if no laptops are present-- no wifi. I don't believe they do triangulation. The iAutomate ones do- but are far more expensive-- at least when I last looked.

  24. Suggestions? by rueger · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I'm thinking of sticking RFID tags on some and trying to triangulate a position with several tranceivers placed in the house. (Does) anyone have any suggestions(?)"

    When you have people over for a dinner party, turn off the speaker that says "PLEASE RETURN TO THE STORE!"

  25. Re:Remember 'The Meaning of Life" by flaming+error · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > Your problem is a human problem that CANNOT be solved by technology

    Huh? My cordless phone at home is rarely in its cradle. But I can push the pager button, it beeps, and I found the phone. I'd say technology can help find misplaced items.

    Or you could use technology to abuse your children (just kidding, kind of) until they bend to your will. That might work too.

  26. Re:TOP SECRET FACT:Most cars tracking RFID ALREADY by zienth · · Score: 3, Funny

    So now we need to wrap tinfoil around our tires?

  27. More expensive things than hammers go missing by BourneTolouse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lot of funny comments, but I see a real need for small passive RFID tags. My father is getting on in years and he loses/misplaces small things. Like his glasses, which is a small problem. Like his hearing aids; family members are currently looking for a hearing aid that has been missing for over a week. And, like his false teeth, which he no longer has, because he/we cannot afford to continue replacing them after the first couple of times. I don't really need to identify the item uniquely, I just want a beep or proximity detection.

  28. Finally... by arhhook · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally someone else thinks that life needs a "Ctrl+f" function.

  29. Re:Remember 'The Meaning of Life" by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What are you blabbering about? TECHNOLOGY IS FOR SOLVING HUMAN PROBLEMS. That's the whole point of technology!

    I can't believe you got modded up as insightful.

  30. Re:Can RFID triangulate at short ranges? by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not screw triangulation and just install enough readers around the house to locate it by which reader response?

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  31. Re:Can RFID triangulate at short ranges? by choseph · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe buy a a bunch of cheaper receivers and put them on every door jamb in the house. At least then you'll have a "last seen in this room" style locator.

  32. Re:Remember 'The Meaning of Life" by LandDolphin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "human problems cannot be fixed

    Humanity, in general, is always going to have problems. No matter how perfect someone thinks they are, they are eventually going to misplace the phone, their keys, or are going to slam on the brakes in their car. Nothing you can do to stop that.

    So, with that in mind, why not use technology to solve the effects of the problem?


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  33. Re:Remember 'The Meaning of Life" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    when i push the button on the base, the handset does (usualy) beep, but the base beeps a whole heck of a lot louder. who the @$%# designed this monstrosity?!
    d'ya really think i need help finding the base RIGHT AFTER I PUSHED A BUTTON ON IT?

  34. Ah, yes, I remember that Blessed State by jeko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once upon a time, I too was single. When I put things down, they remained there until I picked them up again.

    Then I got married, and the sudden Alzheimer's onset began. Things... Things began to move. It began small, tv remotes, car keys and the like. Soon it extended out to clothing, kitchen appliances. And then things began to just -- I'M NOT CRAZY DAMMIT! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! -- things began to DISAPPEAR. Treasured old jeans, t-shirts I'd had since high school, important tax receipts from 1992, they all began to just go away with no explanation.

    Then the poltergeists came, and my wife insisted on calling them children. I fiercely hold my TV remote in my hand, knowing that if I loosen my grip on it it will fly across the room. Change on the desktop, shiny hand tools, anything that beeps, whistles or lights up, DVDs of any stripe, anything less than 60 lbs of dead weight can fly away in a heartbeat.

    But I'm safe now, here in my closet. I got my favorite Leatherman, my surefire flashlight, my solid brass Zippo lighter and MY TV REMOTE DAMMIT and I am NOT LETTING GO OF THEM! NOT LETTING GO!

    And I am not opening the door. They're MINE, YA HEAR ME? MINE!!!!!!

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  35. Re:Remember 'The Meaning of Life" by nospam007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    packrat infestation.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood_rat

    Pack rats are prevalent in the deserts and highlands of western United States and northern Mexico. They also occur in parts of the eastern United States and Western Canada. Pack rats are a little smaller than a typical rat and have long, sometimes bushy tails.

    Pack rats build complex nests of twigs, called "middens", often incorporating cactus. Nests are often built in small caves, but frequently also in the attics and walls of houses. Some Neotoma species, such as the White-throated Woodrat (N. albigula), use the base of a prickly pear or cholla cactus as the site for their home, utilizing the cactus' spines for protection from predators. Others, like the Desert Woodrat (N. lepida) will appropriate the burrows of ground squirrels or kangaroo rats and fortify the entrance with sticks and bits of spiny cactus stems fallen from Jumping and Teddy-bear Chollas.

    In houses, pack rats are active nocturnally, searching for food and nest material. A peculiar characteristic is that if they find something they want, they will drop what they are currently carrying, for example a piece of cactus, and "trade" it for the new item. They are particularly fond of shiny objects, leading to tales of rats swapping jewelry for a stone.

  36. Re:Remember 'The Meaning of Life" by dcsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Beats the hell out of throwing technology at a problem, don't you think?

    What the hell kind of comment is that to make on Slashdot? Most people here LIVE to throw technology at a problem...

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  37. Seriously, here is what you can do: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Keep an eye on e-bay. Suggest you get some of the early RFID readers that are out there. Matrics/Symbol/Motorola AR400 is a start.

    You'll need antennas, 900Mhz 6dBi gain are the most popular.

    Using the AR reader you can put it into autonomous mode (it will read tags all by itself). A quick web based application cat hit the readers on occassion to see which antenna picked up a particular tag last.

    Now, tag everything - old tax returns, TV remote etc. Perhaps car keys.

    Be aware that RF has limitations. Dropping your keys in a fish tank will normally obscure the RFID - however, you should be able to tell which room it is in (where it was seen last).

    Next, add tags to all the people (and dogs) in the house. Now, when the keys were last scene in the living room, you can correlate that with who was in the living room at that time - and even later.

    The RFID readers are limited to 1Watt (30dBm) in the US by FCC, so you really want to pay attention to cables. I'm not sure what antennas go for, but you can make reasonable antannas yourself. On a reader like the AR400, you want to make a RHCP for transmit and a LHCP for receive (gives nice isolation) or vice versa.

    Love to here how it turns out.

    BTW, microwave ovens will kill tags in about .02 seconds. The hardiest of tags will survive mild washing, freezing etc.

    Some tags, if unprotected, will temporarily fail under intense incondensable lights. Turn off light and they will work again. Special tags will work well on metal (spaced off the metal by 1/8" or so). Yet other special tags will under water... Some of the biggest tags can be read at 40+ feet. The small ones, say 1"x1" are only good for a few inches. Size matters.

    Class 0 has some performance advantages, but no one is making them anymore - maybe you can get some used ones cheap. The AR400 reader can read them as well.

    BTW, if you have 900Mhz wireless phones (or other devices) in the house, forget it.

    Look for "gen 2" (Specifically EPC Class 1 Generation 2) equipment.

  38. Re:Remember 'The Meaning of Life" by metlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are some things where throwing technology is fun. A lot of fun. And there are other things where people should just learn to understand the root cause and fix the issue at heart. A new fancy alarm isn't going to magically make you punctual. Learning to be punctual is going to make you punctual.

    Likewise, using technology isn't going to make finding things better. If anything, it encourages bad habits (i.e. not being organized) and makes it harder down the line when you may not always have the said technology at your disposal. You wanting to find things and being organized about it is going to make finding things better. Technology or not.

    I'm all for using technology in new and innovative ways. But that doesn't necessarily mean that when I see bad habits, I don't call them out as such. You can use technology to solve the symptoms, but the cause will still remain (and if anything, get worse over time).

    He's free to do as he pleases. However, I'd still say that being well organized is a great trait to have, and one that will definitely show through in just about everything else that you do in life.

  39. Re:Remember 'The Meaning of Life" by monkeythug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nevermind behind the couch, have you ever taken the room apart looking for the damn thing, only to find later that it's being sitting "right there" the whole bloody time?

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