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IBM Patents Putting Handprints On Laptops

Posted by kdawson on from the hands-off dept.

theodp writes "You can still leave your handprint in cement at Grauman's Chinese Theater. But as of Tuesday, you best not do the same on a laptop, lest you infringe on IBM's new patent for the Portable Computer with a Hand Impression, an 'invention' that Big Blue explains makes balancing the portable computer on a user's hand easier."

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  1. I don't get it... by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's in "Your Rights Online", so clearly kdawson wants us to be outraged... Is it because he thinks the idea is dumb, or that the patent is dumb? It's hard to tell in this case, since it seems to be a reasonable idea, and a reasonable patent...

    1. Re:I don't get it... by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it seems to be a reasonable idea, and a reasonable patent... Well, it depends on what effect patents are supposed to have. If you think they're supposed to encourage people to publish what they'd otherwise try to keep as trade secrets, then patenting something which is very obvious when inspected isn't reasonable. If you think they're supposed to let people hold progress hostage by recording their daydreams, it's very reasonable.
    2. Re:I don't get it... by dreamchaser · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree. IBM deserves a hand for this. I'm sure it will leave a lasting impression on the laptop market.

    3. Re:I don't get it... by reebmmm · · Score: 4, Insightful
      NOTE*

      publish what they'd otherwise try to keep as trade secrets

      Not everything that is patentable (or ought to be patentable) must also be trade secret. This is a perfect example (actually most any mechanical invention is a good example). Once it's sold, used, displayed, demoed, described, photograph, etc. it would lose any and all protection.

      Now, arguably, one of the purposes of patents is to encourage people to disclose EARLIER rather than later. Here, you probably see this disclosure before you've actually seen it sold, used, displayed, demoed, described, photograph, etc.

      obvious when inspected
      Just about EVERYTHING seems obvious once you see it. That's the whole reason why the patent law painstakingly tries to AVOID doing your above analysis.

      hold progress hostage by recording their daydreams

      I don't know what this means. Patents have been around for 200 years and progress hasn't slowed by anyone's account.

      Moreover, this is hardly a "daydream" which seems to imply fanciful idea. There's probably almost NOTHING stopping them from implementing it right now. There are probably lots of real estate agents, contractors, etc. that would love to have a laptop that they could hold and show when there is not a table nearby.

      Finally, nothing stopped someone from introducing this idea (without patent protection) before this patent. So as far as I can tell, to the extent this moves progress forward and giving other people ideas, the publication of the patent has done it's job.

      * Like a good slashdotter, I have not actually looked at the patent or RTFA.
    4. Re:I don't get it... by skarphace · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know what this means. Patents have been around for 200 years and progress hasn't slowed by anyone's account.
      How could you possibly know this? Industrialization is younger then 200 years and normal 'inventionalism'(yeah, I pulled that out of my butt) never really started until then. There were the occasionally blacksmiths but nothing really all that interesting.

      How could you possibly know that progress isn't moving slower because of patent law?

      I may even like to bring up the booming asian bootleg market. Their level of innovation is skyrocketing by leaping off of other people's patentable ideas and improving them. That alone may be a good argument that patents are not helping innovation.
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  2. just another take... by bsDaemon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is this anything more than just another take on ergonomic grips on other products -- for instance the finger grooves on the grip of a pistol?

    Not that I can say I've had a problem performing this task WITHOUT their little patent, but interesting IBM would want it, seeing as how they've sold their laptop-making division already anyway.

    1. Re:just another take... by getto+man+d · · Score: 5, Insightful

      FTA:
      "A hand impression is disposed on a bottom surface of the chassis base unit.

      Though this begs the question of how many people actually use a laptop in this fashion. I myself cannot see it entirely useful (e.g. typing) or comfortable.

  3. It's another biometrics toy. by Sierran · · Score: 4, Informative

    The handprint is there, claims the patent, in order to facilitate the 'proper carrying' of the 'computing device.' However, I don't think I've ever carried my laptop balanced like a waiter's tray, or held it to my side while closed without wrapping the carrying hand around the edge underneath it for support. What they do say, buried in the patent, is that the patent also covers the use of 'biometric devices' inside the handprint, presumably for identity verification. If so, I"m not sure how this any better than a fingerprint port, unless they plan to have biometrics cover the entire print or even all five fingers - which will be more expensive for dubious additional security.

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    1. Re:It's another biometrics toy. by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not really "buried in the patent". It's mentioned right up front in claim 1, and the headline for this article seems oblivious to that point.

  4. This is a great idea by Lostlander · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think I'm going to patent a process by which a footprint is left in a SiO2 water suspension and used for tracing the location of an individual.

  5. Looks at his Laptop... by hyperz69 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sees handprints all over it's exterior.

    Oh crap, I hope IBM will lease the technology to me cheaply ;\

  6. Re:what next? by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 3, Funny

    but what if you want to go lefty and pretent it's someone else?

  7. Re:what next? by db32 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think if you are putting digit imprints you probably don't have a girl to worry about as that particular body part is already shaped correctly for it's corresponding girl part. The digit imprints would clearly be for those who lack access to the corresponding girl part.

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  8. The next big invention... by imyy4u3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a biometric laptop that is "ergonomically designed" for being "carried" on your "lap" while looking at porn. It is called the Magnum Laptop for the big boys, and the Tiny Laptop in China.

  9. Re:Not obvious? by Uncle+Focker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the USPTO we are talking about right? Since when has the obviousness of an invention stopped them from granting a patent?

  10. Re:How about a lap impression? by realisticradical · · Score: 3, Funny

    Daddy, why is there a hole in your laptop?

  11. Insensitive bastards! by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't have a hand. I have a flipper!

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  12. Re:What if by Smallpond · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then IBM would have to redesign with smaller sensors.

  13. Balance on hand? Who cares? by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    First one to the patent office with the laptop with two kneecap impressions on the bottom wins the big bucks!

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