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Nanotubes "As Deadly as Asbestos"

Stony Stevenson writes "Certain carbon nanotubes may be as hazardous to humans as asbestos. A paper to be published in Nature Nanotechnology suggests that inhaling certain types of nanotubes can lead to the formation of mesothelioma, a type of lung cancer commonly caused by exposure to asbestos. "This is a wakeup call for nanotechnology in general and carbon nanotubes in particular," said Andrew Maynard, co-author of the report and chief science adviser to the Project on Emerging Nanotechnologies." I'm really hoping that those medical face masks get popular again. That's a look that should really be cyclic, like bell-bottoms and thongs. Update: 05/21 19:18 GMT by T : See also this page at the Nanotechnology Project, which features a link to video commentary from Andrew Maynard, the researcher mentioned in the above-linked article.

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  1. Nanotubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    frank shoemaker would call this noise

  2. Some are safe... by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Funny

    From TFA:

    "Short or curly carbon nanotubes did not behave like asbestos and, by knowing the possible dangers of long, thin carbon nanotubes, we can work to control them," he said. "This is good news, as it shows that carbon nanotubes and their products could be made to be safe."

    Thank god I can keep up my habit of snorting curly nanotubes.

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    1. Re:Some are safe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Short and curly eh? More like nanoPUBES.

    2. Re:Some are safe... by Hatta · · Score: 3, Funny

      What we don't know is what some of these nano tubes are being made of.

      I think they're made of carbon.

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  3. uh, where does CmdrTaco live by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm really hoping that those medical face masks get popular again

    uh, where does CmdrTaco live that medical face masks were once a popular fashion item? I certainly don't remember that fad. Bell bottoms, I do unfortunately remember, but not medical face masks...

  4. There are some people... by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's a look that should really be cyclic like bell-bottoms and thongs.

    There are some people who should never be seen cycling in thongs.

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  5. Re:Remeber people - short and curlies by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Funny

    make sure you use short and curlies. No problem. That's what's on my buckyballs.
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  6. Re:Remeber people - short and curlies by denzacar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm... if they are nano-sized I kinda think that it is not just the shrinking from the cold.
    You should probably see a doctor about that.

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  7. Centitubes 'As Deadly as a Rabid Badger' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Certain cellulose centitubes may be as hazardous to humans as a rabid badger. A paper to be published in Nature Centitechnology suggests that inhaling certain types of centitubes can lead to hemoptysis and accute asphyxia, a condition commonly caused by exposure to rabid badgers. "This is a wakeup call for centitechnology in general and wooden toothpicks in particular," said Andrew Maynard, co-author of the report and chief science adviser to the Project on Emerging Centitechnologies.

  8. No, the nano-intertubes are something different by davidwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nano-intertubes are lethal because the slow bit rate causes frustration which causes 'net rage among porn customers.

    Giga-intertubes and Tera-intertubes are lethal for a different reason, namely, the sheer weight of adsense spammers compresses the customer's body into the density of a black hole or at least that of a neutron star.

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  9. Man.. by scubamage · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those buckyballs and nanotubes, what can't they do!? I mean, they don't just fight cancer. They can cause cancer too!

    1. Re:Man.. by Atriqus · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're your one-stop shop for all your cancerous needs!

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  10. Re:Report at 11.... by slashmo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Question everything Why should I?