New Urinal-Based Video Game Makes a Splash

Those who enjoy drinking beer, playing video games, and (oddly enough) peeing in urinals may be able to reach true nirvana after all. "Place to Pee" is a new video game that relies on a player's ability to hit sensors in a urinal to control game play. While this may seem extremely male-centric, don't worry, ladies, the game designers have thought of you too, and have designed a specialized paper cone for participation. Man, it's a bad day to be a janitor.

Comments

Wait, what?

[Duncan Blackthorne]

..so we're reduced to this, now? *puts bag over head in shame* No wonder the aliens won't openly visit us!

Mess you up

[Joebert]

I'm definately not playing this with any of the guys who used to reach over and slap my controller when I was beating them on Nintendo games.

I'm Willing to Bet

[FurtiveGlancer]

Quality of play will be piss-poor.

Get your Yuks in now

[Guppy]

Inquiring minds want to know -- has "I.P. Freely" made it onto the High Scores list yet?

And, will there be a port for the Nintendo Wii? I bet it would make a big splash in the market.

Re:Get your Yuks in now

[Speare]

I'm sure you've got more in you than that! Let loose!

What kind of yellow journalism would cover this so piss poorly? Slip-shod! The whole site is going in the tank. Was the product officially issued, or was it a leak? I predict the Number One sales spot in a quarter, but then the market will take a dump. I have an urge to splurge on one of these, myself, though this product's really only for the ones who wear the pants in their families. Will the seniors buy this? Depends. Does it run Linux? Where's the torrent for this? Can't have your urinal cake and eat it too. There is some bad news about the working conditions at the factory. Underpaid workers and dehydrated testing staff were chanting from the picket lines: "Hell No! We Won't Go!"

What was that?! Get your mind out of the gutter!

Power Pill

[nick_davison]

DO NOT EAT THE POWER PILL.

I tried. It gave me no bonuses. It just made me feel kinda weird. Didn't taste like a mint either. :(

Oh come on

[commodoresloat]

It doesn't take a whiz to see that this video game will soon become number one.

Re:Oh come on

[batquux]

Urine for some serious modding..

Re:This is a good thing

[CheeseTroll]

Ah, the multi-player version!

Re:I wonder...

[cayenne8]

I've alway felt sorry for women....never knowing the pleasure of writing their names in the snow...

I'd for years thought to try to come up with some form fitting funnel with a hose attached to it they could use.

I mean...you're driving downt he road, and in the snow on the side of the road you read...Bill....Fred...Chuck.....LINDA??

Re:I wonder...

[spun]

I had a girlfriend for a couple years who was quite adept at peeing standing up. She'd just spread her lips with two fingers and kinda arch her hips forward. She could even manage a fair bit of accuracy and distance. Although she would only try it while wearing a dress because of the dribble problem.

As for the funnel/hose idea, well, it's been around for a while. I think they called it "Le funnel" or something.

Re:Real medical issue

[OldManAndTheC]

...I have a "bisected stream" issue like 80% of the time I take a leak standing up.

+1 Much Too Informative