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New Urinal-Based Video Game Makes a Splash
Those who enjoy drinking beer, playing video games, and (oddly enough) peeing in urinals may be able to reach true nirvana after all. "Place to Pee" is a new video game that relies on a player's ability to hit sensors in a urinal to control game play. While this may seem extremely male-centric, don't worry, ladies, the game designers have thought of you too, and have designed a specialized paper cone for participation. Man, it's a bad day to be a janitor.
I'm definately not playing this with any of the guys who used to reach over and slap my controller when I was beating them on Nintendo games.
Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
Personally, I love it when I go to a bar and they have ice cubes in the bottom of the urinal ... and I defy any man here (especially after a few beers) to resist the urge to strategically and enthusiastically pee all over the ice cubes, melting them individually, melting them in groups, moving over to despoil a fresh zone ... it's tremendously good fun.
Quality of play will be piss-poor.
Invenio via vel creo
http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/05/urinal-game-banned-by-killjoy-belgium-police/
It doesn't take a whiz to see that this video game will soon become number one.
It's the bisected stream effect. You're aiming straight, but there's a hair stuck to you or something, and you end up simultaneously pissing on both shoes. Once you hit puberty and start growing some hair down there, you'll understand...
-1 Uncomfortable Truth
I'd for years thought to try to come up with some form fitting funnel with a hose attached to it they could use.
I mean...you're driving downt he road, and in the snow on the side of the road you read...Bill....Fred...Chuck.....LINDA??
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........