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Parent-Friendly Wireless Bridge To Span 500 Meters?
GonnaBRichYeahYeah! writes "My dad lives down a dirt road 500 meters off the main road. The cable company will not put cable down his lane for any less than the ridiculous sum of $10,000.
And he cannot get phone line DSL since he is so far away from the central terminal, so he relied on painful 22k/sec dial-up for access to the Internet.
He got sick of it and relies on Hughes satellite Internet, at $60/month, but he still has to be connected to a phone line to upload to the Internet. It's not a good solution, but better than dial-up.
His friend lives on the corner of the main drag with his lane and has cable, thus hi-speed Internet.
I suggested that he get a wireless access point, and put it at his friend's house and then get a wireless card for access. The problem is that no wireless routers go that far (max range of -N is 200 feet) and WiMax is too complex for a 70-year old man. Any suggestions from Slashdot crowd would be helpful." Plenty of people make wireless links over longer distances, but often they're not suited for people who want simplicity and reliability. What's the best out there right now?
Oh yeah...
Don't forget to fill the trench after you've installed the conduit!
Failing to do so, may turn this solution into a bigger problem than simple "internet access"...
"WiMax is too complex for a 70-year old man." At what age does WiMax dementia set in?
Hoe (one per helper)
The mark of true friendship is helping you lay cable even when you don't hire them prostitutes in return.
Maybe a 300 year old cottage? Just asking...
Witches and hoes.
Aww yeah.
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Of course the low tech solution would be to tie a string to a real mouse and put some cheese on the other end.
Damn. You parents have their basement 500 meters from the house? :)
keep watching - aroudn where i am that is standard for the tech whom is reparing serivce.. they will run it on top and leave slack.. then a few days later a contractor will come by and bury it 2-3in with a (some odd looking tool)..
but it allows them to get service up to you now and bank on you not mowing your lawn for a few days..
what is fun is when that contractor never shows up.. and told the cable company he did..
i had a similar issue with my power last year.. one of the 120v legs went bad.. so they slapped a transformer on the side of my house -next day techs came out and identified where the leg was bad.. ripped up part of my neighbors driveway to fix the cable.. told them a contractor would come by in a day or so to poor a new patch slab... two weeks later the neighbor is pissed and the power company says it has beenfixed.. all because a contractor never bothered to do the job and jsut said he did it...
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I thought he sniffed sawdust? (you know, from the broken chairs?)
What's a hoe?
Christ? Cracker? Ditch? or Witch?
Ho: "For $20 I'll do anything you want."
Dad: "Here's twenty bucks, lay 500 meters of conduit to my house, b****!"
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
I saw an article where a guy did that with his ferret. The food at the other end? Strawberry pop tarts.
That's a good idea, so long as you don't burn the string. I had my own method for speeding up the mouse, but I figured it would be silly to make the conduit big enough to send a cat through.
Then go aerial, affix the cat 3 to a wire (for support) and put a 10 ft pole every 10 meters or so.
For 500 meters? Better have some good lightning protection, or things will get exciting first time a thunderstorm comes along.
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That's a good idea, so long as you don't burn the string. I had my own method for speeding up the mouse, but I figured it would be silly to make the conduit big enough to send a cat through.
Mouse, string, mouse, string; which do I want to play with now? I know, I'll take a nap!
Yeah, but unless he has a swimming pool, where does he keep the sharks?
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I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.
make sure they know you want to 'lay some pipe'
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I dunno, 15 people with backhoes in a synchronous dance of digging would be kinda cool to watch...
One assumption you are all making is that he owns all 500 meters of the land between his place and his friend's place.
If you want to go the wireless route, I've had good luck with the antenna "amplifier" I built from this site.
IAMALBISIIL* Just get some well armed men to occupy the 500m stretch and pay off a couple of households to recognize that it has always been yours but upto that date had been illegally occupied by foreign imperialists. Send more armed men to kill anyone who complains and confiscate their possesions are womenfolk. Pay academics to write papers that backup your territorial claim.You can pay me in slaves or loot.
* I am a lawyer but I specialise in International Law
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