I Will Derive
Jamie stumbled upon a very choice video this morning called I Will Derive. To the tune of some song you've never heard before, singing about subjects you know nothing about... oh and a a TI-84 cameo. It features the dopiest dancing you'll see on YouTube today. I promise.
Yeah, she would actually. She likes seeing little dipshits like you get put in her place, I should send her a screenshot.
Your mother, on the other hand, is probably wishing that she jammed a coathanger in your ugly head before it was too late.