Welcome to the New Slashdot Chicago Cluster
Thanks to everyone who tested on Friday, as well as to all of SourceForge's netops crew, our corporate overlords at SourceForge for paying the bill, and of course all the engineers on Slashteam- Jamie McCarthy, Tim Vroom, Chris Nandor, Chris Brown, and Scott Collins, we are now running on the new iron in a cage in Chicago. We'll run a story in a few days about the ridiculously overpowered new hardware we have now, but now is the part of sprockets where we dance.
So now that SourceForge has upgraded Slashdot's fancy-pants hardware, when are they actually going to make sourceforge.net not suck so much?
Just kidding. I love you guys.
But seriously, sourceforge.net sucks balls.
For I am but a head in a rusty metal box.
In the computer world, there is no such thing as 'ridiculously overpowered'.
:P lol
Can your servers run Crysis on max settings?
Well, the search feature isn't working.
So everything's back to normal.
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However, my employer would love to find your new cluster and beat it with a tire iron.
John
This is absolutely news.
Finally, Slashdot has the highly redundant replicated infrastructure worthy of their highly redundant, replicated article topics.
There are no karma whores, only moderation johns
What you need to do is switch the faceplates so it looks like the old hardware has the new faceplates, so you can stand to lose the "new" hardware without really losing anything of value.
Screw that. Tag it touchmymonkey. Do it, you know you want to!
Its not the lag that causes problems, its the rotating the bits so that they're the right side up that causes the delay.
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