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Leaning Tower of Pisa Secure For 300 More Years

Ponca City, We Love You writes "The tower of Pisa began to lean five years after its construction began, in 1178, and by 1990 it had tilted more than four meters off its true vertical. Conservationists estimated that the entire 14,500-ton structure would collapse 'some time between 2030 and 2040.' Now the Leaning Tower of Pisa has been stabilized and declared safe for at least another three centuries. The stabilization, which cost $30M, was accomplished by anchoring it to cables and lead counterweights, while 70 tons of soil were removed from the side away from the lean, and cement was injected into the ground to relieve the pressure. The tilt has now returned to where it was in the early 19th century. Nicholas Shrady, author of Tilt: A Skewed History of the Tower of Pisa, says that the tower was destined to lean from the outset because it was built on 'what is essentially a former bog.' Shrady adds that the tower previously came close to collapsing in 1838, 1934, and 1995. (The commission convened in 1990 to study the tower's stability was the 17th such.) Although Galileo Galilei is said to have dropped cannon balls from the tower in a gravity experiment, Shrady says the myth is the result of 'the overripe imagination of Galileo's secretary and first biographer, Vincenzo Viviani.'"

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  1. Please proofread summary just a little bit by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...tower of Pis began...

    ...buildt on...

    The first of those is pretty obvious.
    1. Re:Please proofread summary just a little bit by aeSentinel · · Score: 5, Funny

      You sure are a douche. Please kill yourself. Anybody that can't spell a word as simple as "after" should be shoot.
  2. Tower of Pis? by bushboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm, proof readers day off then?

    I'm usually leaning when I have a tower of piss.

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    1. Re:Tower of Pis? by sessamoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tower of Pis? Is that something like this?

             333333333
            .........
            111111111
           444444444
           111111111
          555555555
          999999999
         222222222
         666666666
        555555555
        333333333
      666666666666

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    2. Re:Tower of Pis? by jalet · · Score: 3, Funny

      I went several times to Pisa. Your drawing is incorrect, the tower leans to the opposite way.

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  3. Crap by baggins2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had Aug 2034 in the office pool.
    You bastards.

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    1. Re:Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had Aug 2034 in the office pool.

      You bastards. How much is the pool for? A hundred pounds of Detcord and you could still win.
  4. Wow, just like Superman III! by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hint: Remember when Supes straightened the Tower after being exposed to the tar-kryptonite?

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  5. Tower of Pies! Delicious! by Maavin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I right?
    Tower Of Pies

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  6. Well, there's a downside to all this by Haoie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Another 300 years of putting up with Leaning Tower of Pizza jokes.

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  7. Re:Safe for 300 years by Alpha+Whisky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you saying there are icebergs in Pisa?

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  8. Re:Aye, the Europeans be fit by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a tower on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest tower in these lands.

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  9. Re:OB Monty Python by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I've had biology teachers tell the evolution story as fact. We're all in the same boat. ahoy, fellow Pastafarian!
    yar....why ye be posting as AC?

    you should be proud to attach your name to a post declaring your belief that the great pasta in the sky created all life

    RAmen
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  10. Re:That's just wrong... by redGiraffe · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. build tower
    2. it leans!
    3. $$$

  11. Re:Gal Civ 2 perchance?! by Angostura · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is Gal Civ 2 entirely written in Python, then?

  12. Re:That's just wrong... by mh1997 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I live about 9 blocks from the downtown Chicago and when I walk my dog, I like to gaze at the stunning Chicago skyline. I'm literally in the shadow of Sears Tower early in the morning, and sometimes it seems like some of the older buildings between the Tower and me look to be a tiny bit leaning.

    It's probably just a trick of the perspective, but as a non-engineer (actually, the anti-engineer), I marvel most of all that man is able to build so high and straight and true.

    There is no proof that humans built any of the buildings in Chicago. Furthermore, we don't have the technology to build higher than two or three stories at most. Obviously the same space aliens that built the pyramids built Chicago skyscrapers. I think a different group of aliens built Los Angeles - Mexicans.
  13. Oblig Simpsons quote. by AltGrendel · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I find that work perfectly cromulent."

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  14. Re:OB Monty Python by grumm0x · · Score: 3, Funny

    Galileo was a smart man, certainly smarter than me. And even I know enough not to take a heavy weight to the top of something that's fixin' to fall over. Unless it was a "Hey, Bubba, watch this!" moment.

  15. Re:Very off topic... Moderator points. by justthinkit · · Score: 3, Funny

    The same points distribution has happened to myself, so I hazard a guess that the pool of moderators is limited, compared to the amount of moderation needed, so they are giving each moderator more points. This is supported by the fact that they don't extend the time given to use the points, so the net effect is that more mod points are awarded. Based on the age of some of the meta-mods I have done, they are months and months behind on that task, so it is reasonable that they could be behind on the moderating one. Given that the head honchos have unlimited mod points, to "mop up" what the moderators don't get, this new arrangement should free them a bit from the never-ending moderating task. Feel free to mod this -1, speculation.

    On-topic, the Tower Of Pisa is like Windows -- throw more money at the problem, but never fix it, and people will actually enjoy the defects. Marketing over engineering wins again!

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  16. Re:Gal Civ 2 perchance?! by The+Redster! · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's the problem with slashdot moderation. You can clearly see the violence inherent in the system.