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The SUV Is Dethroned

Wired's Autopia blog documents what we all knew was coming: rising gas prices have killed off the SUV. Auto industry watchers had predicted that the gas guzzlers in the "light truck" category would lose the ascendancy by 2010; no one expected their reign to end in a month, in the spring of 2008. Toyota, GM, Ford, and now Nissan have announced they will scale back truck and SUV production and ramp up that of smaller passenger cars. Of course there will always be a market for this class of vehicle, but its days on the top of the sales charts are done. "'All of our previous assumptions on the full-size pickup truck segment are off the table,' Bob Carter, Toyota division sales chief said last week during a conference call with reporters. Translation — we have no idea how low they'll go."

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  1. i'll still drive my hummer by timmarhy · · Score: 3, Funny

    you can keep your prius and save enough gas so i can continue to run over baby seals with my H2.

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    1. Re:i'll still drive my hummer by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 4, Funny

      You should have gotten the H2 option to use flexible fuels, like baby seals; then you'd be killing two birds with one stone.

  2. Re:SUVs aren't dead by mrbluze · · Score: 4, Funny

    They just call them "crossovers" now. Seriously, it's all marketing. Really? That's queer, where I live we still call them cars with big trannies (for short).
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  3. Re:And may I be the first to say... by mrbluze · · Score: 5, Funny

    you apparently didn't read the first post, who said that first. 1st. I like that. A post about redundancy that contains its own in-built redundancy.
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  4. Wait, wait, wait... by Pichu0102 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has Netcraft confirmed this yet?

  5. Re:SUVs were always mostly a waste by Mr2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The machine (SUV) was built for the purpose of being a sports utility vehicle. If you need large passenger seating, there are minivans. If you need to haul load, there are trucks. If your commuting, there are sedans and compacts. An SUV can do all those things - but none of them very well. It's more of a Spork Utility Vehicle.
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  6. Re:This is how economics is supposed to work! by vigmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

    Always asking why I gots a penguin air-brushed on my fuel tank. And then you explain it to them and they swoon and give you their AIM s/n and you go home and cyber!

    Cheers!
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  7. Westbake == Twitter sock-puppet. by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Irony: Using a sock-puppet account to complain about other people's dishonesty.

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  8. Re:Uncle Sam is too fat. You need to trim it. by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 4, Funny

    An anarchist who supports big government... Next up, a vegan espouses the virtues of pork chops.

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  9. Re:Good riddance! by Anpheus · · Score: 3, Funny

    You are covering up for something with your post, but I think your email spam filter's contents can help you with that.

    What I'm trying to say is: GP doesn't have anything to do with you, and everything to do with people who get SUVs and don't do "SUV stuff."

  10. Re:Cable TV by rujholla · · Score: 2, Funny

    Agreed -- I'm looking forward to being able to buy one now. I couldn't convince myself it was worth paying out 20K even for a decent used one, but now that I could get one for 10-15 hell yes I'll buy one.

  11. Re:Good riddance! by n3tcat · · Score: 4, Funny

    So retirement precludes one from posting on Slashdot?

  12. Re:What if gas prices drop again? by will_die · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gas prices in the US will drop, the problem is we have a gas pricing bubble. There is plenty of the product available and you don't have the daily prices changes that are currently happening if it was just a supply/demand situation. Something needs to happen to break this bubble and until the US government decides to allow new drilling in thier country people are just going to keep speculating and the price will increase.
    With oil being priced in US Dollars the only thing saving Europe at this time is the weak dollar, if the dollar was at the strength it was a few years ago then prices would be even worse.
    Just be glad you are not in Sweden, it is even higher.

  13. Re:Good riddance! by Stooshie · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Mac is run over by an SUV tomorrow do you think the police would think the same thing?

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  14. Re:Good riddance! by seifried · · Score: 4, Funny

    I probably would have looked her in the eye, and then cranked the door open. Look startled as it hits her car, and try again. Then look at her, look at the car door, and try it once more. I love rental cars and 0 deductibles.

  15. Re:Good riddance! by Zoxed · · Score: 4, Funny

    > A metre is a metre (well, a meter at least) but it's the same distance.

    Unless you are a spacecraft engineer, and then a meter is the same as a foot !!

  16. Re:Good riddance! by Barsteward · · Score: 4, Funny

    * it's just not practical to strap 2 kids, a wife and a bag full of groceries on top of it Where's your sense of adventure???? :o) http://www.flickr.com/photos/bwpingu/2512050427/

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  17. Re:Good riddance! by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, they are. Poorly designed station wagons with less interior space.

    By your logic you might as well call a van a poorly-designed subcompact.

  18. Re:Good riddance! by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Funny

    it might not be safe, but there are no checkpoints in the mountains that only allow SUV's in Most people don't like to gamble with the lives of their families. Have fun up the mountain though.
  19. Re:Good riddance! SUV's arent all bad by kurt555gs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would like to suggest a scenario where large SUV'S could be really beneficial to the single males out there. Lets assume that we have a Ford dealer in town that is overstocked with, say V10 Excursions that get about 7 MPG. Let's also assume that this dealer has an attractive female sales person. Thirdly, let us assume that you are a single male, that being a Slashdot geek does not do so well in meeting females of fun and games at the local bar scene.

    Customer: WOW! I am interested in one of those big powerful giant size SUV's that you have lined up, out there.

    Cute lady salesperson: Oh, really? Are you really interested in buying one?

    Customer: Well, maybe, can we go for a test drive?

    Cute lady salesperson: Sure!

    { while on the test drive }

    Customer: Gee, I like this, but with gas the way it is, how can you convince me to buy this rolling tribute to oil companies?

    I will leave the rest to your imagination, however from a strict probability assessment, I think the customer has a better chance of some adult fun in this encounter, than say ...... in the VIP area of a strip club.

    So, like I said, SUV's have their uses.

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  20. Re:Good riddance! by Nimey · · Score: 4, Funny

    They would need a buyer who is happy to trade functionality for form, and pay extra for it on top. Find a Mac user!
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  21. Re:Good riddance! by orlanz · · Score: 5, Funny

    HEY, this is America! Our 2.4 children ARE too large to fit in your undersized small penis Japanese sedans. /sarcasm

  22. Oil Bubble by ericspinder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look forward to watching the second hand sale value of your vehicle plummet even while fuel costs rise to the point where you can no longer afford to drive your (now) useless vehicle. No, oil will not continue to rise (but it may hit $150). It's the speculators who have been driving up the price, and like the stock and real estate markets before it, I believe the bubble is about to burst, and commodity price can really drop after a speculation bubble.

    Personally, I expect the price for gas to hover in the $2.50 to $3.25 range for the next decade. Of course that was the price when I purchased my hybrid, so I don't expect the light truck category to have the popularity it did have, but sales will pick up again (unfortunately).

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  23. Re:Good riddance! by turly · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're laughing at the suburban twats who bought them because they thought their 2.4 children were too large to fit in a normal sedan.
    Won't somebody think of the children? At least in these times of record obesity...
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  24. Re:Good riddance! by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only breeding an average Slashdotter will do is hamsters or cats.

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