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Spore System Specs Released, Creature Creator Coming Soon
Will Wright's long-awaited game, Spore, seems to be nearing completion, with a release slated for September. In anticipation of this release, EA has outlined the system requirements and will still be releasing their Creature Creator demo for experimentation on June 17th.
Last night I met a dude while out glory holing. He was early 20s, skinny, seemed pretty inexperienced. We ended up at a bar.
Anyway, after about 2-3 hours of drinking he finally got up the courage to admit to he liked cock, and we went back to my place to fuck.
We make out at the front door for about a minute or two, drunkenly stumble in, throw clothes everywhere, and he pushes me on the bed, gives me one more peck on the lips, then goes down on me...skipping past my penis, and totally ignoring the balls...and starts feasting on my butt buffet. Seriously, I don't think a colonic would have cleaned my ass any better than his tongue did. I am not complaining, he was a fucking expert, jacking me off at the same time and working his tongue around like my dog when I shoved peanut butter up my ass. Of course, all I could think about was how many guys he's done this to before if he's so eager to do it to me, but whatever.
This morning, I roll him over for morning sex, and when we are done, I jokingly call him "poop lips." He doesn't understand why.
Malda: "Uhhhhhh...are you the same dude as last night?"
Poop lips "Of course I am the same guy, wtf!" (yeah, he said double-tee-eff)
Malda "Do you not remember licking my ass like it was a Tootsie Pop?"
Poop lips "OH MY GOD I DID NOT!"
Of course you didn't. After all, if you "don't remember" it, than it didn't happen, right?
In fact, I challenge you! I don't think I can be sent tons of obscene pornography! Prove me wrong!