IAU Classifies Pluto & Eris As "Plutoids"
Kligat writes "The International Astronomical Union has decided that Pluto and Eris should be classified as "plutoids," alongside their 2006 classification as dwarf planets. Under the definition, the self-gravity of a plutoid is enough for it to achieve a near-spherical shape, but not enough for it to clear its orbit of its rocky neighbors, and the plutoid orbits the Sun beyond Neptune."
Reader FiReaNGeL links to a
similar story at e! Science News.
Eris, which measures about 70 miles wider than Pluto, is the farthest known object in the solar system at 9 billion miles away from sun. It is also the third brightest object located in the Kuiper belt, a disc of icy debris beyond the orbit of Neptune.
"Kill 'em all and let Root sort 'em out"
my award-winning 5th grade planet mobile becomes even more irrelevant.
Also, it's patronizing. It's like trying to pass off Civil Unions as just as good as Marriage. You can try, but everyone sees through such cheap tricks.
Honestly, if you're just going to say no, say no. This is like saying "no, honey, you can't have a cell phone, you're only 12. but here, i got you this plastic cell phone that holds candy!"
Your daughter would be well within her rights to kick you right between the legs for excessive dickitry.