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China Says It Lacks Skills To Hack US Systems
ScentCone writes "A spokesman for China's foreign ministry says that — China being the 'developing nation' that it is — he doubts that his country has the sophistication to hack foreign systems. This in response to statements by two congressmen regarding apparent probing by China-based crackers into congressional systems for information about communication between US officials and activists in China."
They've only got, like, a billion people, and they're all needed to work the rice patties. They can't spare anyone to learn teh hax0rz.
Exactly - I don't believe this for a second. China is pissed that we've been getting on their case for the led in children's toys and the view that we're not giving them the respect they feel they deserve with the whole Olympic thing. At the same time, they own a lot of our national dept, and with a president like Bush I would not be surprised if they think of us as dumb Americans who will just believe what we're told by the media....but that's not true, right?
Jeff for President
President Hirohito: There is nothing to worry about. We at Japan Toy Compnay are in awe of your large penis.
Mr. Garrison: What?
President Hirohito: You see, Japanese penis so small [holds his hands about an inch apart]
Mr. Ose: [set his index finger an inch from his thumb] So-eh small.
President Hirohito: You Americans have such humungous burbous penis.
Mr. Garrison: Well, uh-I guess that's true.
Mr. Ose: Oh, suh-n nice-a big penis American.
President Hirohito: What can we possubruh do with such small penis? We cannot take over your city, filled witha men awith such mastodonic penis.
Jimbo: Huwell, uh he's got a point there.
Randy: Well, I guess that settles that.
Fr. Maxi: We're sorry we took your time, gentlemen. e. Well, I guess that settles that. We're sorry we took your time, gentlemen.
That was my point. That really was a real story with a headline that could kill. As is this (despite how insane the claim being made really is). Though I did ponder saying "Openly Gay Pope Chosen", but I was afraid it might be more believable due to that problem they have been having with the priests.
Personally...the murderous headline I am waiting for is "Ann Coulter proven to be a man" just so I can hear the simultaneous gunshots of thousands of right wingers kill themselves after realizing they have been jerking it to a man.
The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
Have you ever shopped for condoms in China? They come in small, smaller and smallest. (No, this is not a joke, just the fact.) The packages are identified with the international No sign - red circle with slash - over a picture of a baby.
"with their freedom lost all virtue lose" - Milton