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Google To Develop ISP Throttling Detector

bigwophh writes "Google has been very vocal on its stance for net neutrality. Now, Richard Whitt — Senior Policy Director for Google — announces that Google will take an even more active role in the debate by arming consumers with the tools to determine first-hand if their broadband connections are being monkeyed with by their ISPs."

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  1. What, where, why, how? (when?) by Deltaspectre · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTA:

    What:
    Throttling detector

    Where:
    The interwho

    Why:
    Because ISPs like to throttle to give Papa Joe and his daughters a healthy feed of myspace and rain hellfire upon Torrenting Sam and his goon squad of seeders

    How:
    No details

    When:
    Who knows?

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  2. Is there an award for understatements? by paiute · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We were pretty well known on the internet. We were pretty popular. We had some funds available."

    Still, good on them for coming to a fork in the road - one to eviltown and the other to goodville - and choosing wisely.

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    1. Re:Is there an award for understatements? by Asmor · · Score: 5, Funny

      You seem to be mistaken, they chose goodville.

    2. Re:Is there an award for understatements? by Randall311 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I support this epic attempt to spread FUD. It made me laugh. How dare you be so modest!! You conceited bastard!!

    3. Re:Is there an award for understatements? by jonaskoelker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because as we all know, good is dumb! ;)

  3. ISP throttling by ForexCoder · · Score: 5, Funny

    And watch the ISPs throttle this download to 1 byte/minute

  4. Re:let me guess by Paiev · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're behind the times. They already offer internet. I use it in my home; let's me browse /. while I'm on the toilet.

  5. Re:Legality Question by Asmor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure there's stuff in the legalese of the contract you signed which says that that number's an upper limit and you should just be happy they give you any bandwidth at all, you filty customer.

  6. Re:Legality Question by Asmor · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not really a bad thing, either.

    I mean, they can't possibly guarantee you a certain speed. Try explaining to Joe Perv that even though he has the capability of 20 MbPS, the server that has his Chinese industrial accident porn can only deliver at 20 bPS.

    There's enough reasons to sling vitriol at unethical ISPs, but advertising "up to [speed]" isn't one of them.

  7. Re:let me guess by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure it works, but the bandwidth is crap.

  8. Re:Legality Question by spazdor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Chinese industrial accident porn


    You have made this entire thread worthwhile.
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  9. Check it, your ISP throttles!... by lattyware · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... use Google TiSP instead!

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  10. Re:Why not caps? by Bob9113 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here in Belgium and other European countries, bandwidth is not throttled but capped. I can Bittorrent as much as I want, but I fall back to 1-3 kB/s as soon as I hit the 100 gigabyte barrier. This system is waaaay less underhand or hypocrite. FYI, I'm at 30.7 GB this month. It resets the day after tomorrow.

    Free market capitalism, eh? It's just crazy enough to work. We should try that here. :)

  11. Re:let me guess by coopaq · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe the somebody needs to clear the logs.

    Or flush the streams...

    eh... I'm tired of all these shitty jokes.

  12. Re:Legality Question by u38cg · · Score: 3, Funny

    And Google Zeitgeist is going to be raising a few eyebrows next month...

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  13. Re:let me guess by ksd1337 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You have crappy humor.

  14. Re:Why blame niggers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That was probably the funniest racist troll I've seen so far. Also, that people even get offended is even funnier.