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Nuclear Warhead Blueprints On Smugglers' Computers

imrehg links to a story at the Guardian which begins "Blueprints for a sophisticated and compact nuclear warhead have been found in the computers of the world's most notorious nuclear-smuggling racket, according to a leading US researcher. The digital designs, found in heavily encrypted computer files in Switzerland, are believed to be in the possession of the US authorities and of the International Atomic Energy Agency, in Vienna, but investigators fear they could have been extensively copied and sold to 'rogue' states via the nuclear black market." Reader this great guy links to the New York Times article on the discovery, and asks "Given that Khan's revelations were made in early 2004, does that mean it took the IAEA 1-2 years to brute-force the encryption?"

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  1. Well, by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    the server's been nuked.

  2. Oh, come on, this is secret? by El+Jynx · · Score: 5, Funny

    They've been on Usenet for ages. That's why Verizon is cutting off access to the binaries.

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    1. Re:Oh, come on, this is secret? by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      They've been on Usenet for ages. That's why Verizon is cutting off access to the binaries.

      Oh great. It's one thing for terrorists to have nukes, but even scarier for rabid web trolls to own nukes. Emacs vs. vi may be about to ramp it up...

  3. Let me be the first to say: by NoobixCube · · Score: 5, Funny

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!

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    1. Re:Let me be the first to say: by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      BAAAALLLLLLLLS!

    2. Re:Let me be the first to say: by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 4, Funny

      You do mean DefKHAAAAAAAN ONE... right?

  4. Re:Garage Nukes by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

    We need better protection against theoretically impossible threats - like backpack nukes.

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  5. Oh Crap! by nick_davison · · Score: 5, Funny

    The digital designs, found in heavily encrypted computer files in Switzerland, are believed to be in the possession of the US authorities Great! They're the last people we need to have even more nuclear weapons.
  6. Garage nuke ? You probably mean GNUke ! by erlehmann · · Score: 5, Funny

    GNUke is an sophisticated and compact nuclear warhead - and more. At its core is are two pieces of piece of sub-critical material that can be combined into a supercritical mass for civil and military use alike.

    GNUke is a GNU project which is similar to the Little Boy Bomb which was developed at Manhattan Project Laboratories by J. Robert Oppenheimer and colleagues. It can be considered as a different implementation of Litte Boy. There are some important differences, but much destruction wreaked through Little Boy can be achieved unaltered with GNUke.

    One of GNUke's strengths is the ease with which well-produced fission-quality material can be included. Great care has been taken over the defaults for the minor design choices in the nuclear fission process, but the user retains full control.

    GNUke blueprints are available as Free Documentation under the terms of the Free Software Foundation's GNU Free Documentation License in source code form. It can easily be set up and functions on a wide variety of launch vehicles and similar systems (including B-29 Superfortresses and ICBMs).

    1. Re:Garage nuke ? You probably mean GNUke ! by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's due for release shortly after HURD.

    2. Re:Garage nuke ? You probably mean GNUke ! by timotten · · Score: 3, Funny

      The KDE project plans to release an easy-to-use GUI version that offers GNUke functionality to a range of unsophisticated users. The program will be called KUKE.

  7. Re:Garage Nukes by Stanislav_J · · Score: 3, Funny

    See, that's insightful. If we take away our enemies' incentive to fight us, we will be safer. I'm glad you actually got modded up for saying it, rather than modded to -1 and buried under "boohooo you're letting the terrorists win" replies. That's not what it's about. It's not about giving in to our enemies, it's about preventing people from becoming our enemies in the first place.

    You are obviously too mature, perceptive, and reasonable to be on Slashdot. Please leave immediately, before you ruin the site's reputation.

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  8. Encryption key by TummyX · · Score: 3, Funny


    Given that Khan's revelations were made in early 2004, does that mean it took the IAEA 1-2 years to brute-force the encryption?


    The IAEA were pretty pissed when they found out that the key was 0xDEADBEEF

  9. Re:Freight container is exactly right! by syousef · · Score: 2, Funny

    and they can easily stay in a harbor area of a major city for many months. The only trigger you need is a cell phone

    Well it just so happens I'm in the market for a new cell phone this month. Can you tell me which models will last many months on a single charge? That'd be a neat feature to have.

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  10. brute-force the encryption? by jsse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given that Khan's revelations were made in early 2004, does that mean it took the IAEA 1-2 years to brute-force the encryption? Nope, that's the time it took for their lawyers to get DMCA-exemption order from federal court for performing decrpytion. The actually decryption only took them 1 minute. God saves americans.
  11. Re:FPers for code cracking? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny

    post-it note.

  12. khan? by seventhc · · Score: 1, Funny

    Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

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  13. Re:Garage Nukes by nadaou · · Score: 3, Funny

    we're doomed! Doomed! DOOMED! Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!

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  14. Re:Designing the bomb is easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That was 40 years ago. Before Highschool and University science classes went down the drain.

    These days students probably couldn't even understand half the things these fellas wrote.

    So the dumbing down of the world is part of keeping the nuclear secret?!?

  15. Re:Closer than you think? by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Funny

    We should try to cut off the terrorists funding source. There must be something which is funneling huge dollars to their backers...I just can't figure out what it is...

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  16. Re:Freight container is exactly right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why, you just need to plug that mobile into a handy radio-isotope thermo-electric generator (RTG), such as powered the Pioneer, Voyager, Cassini, Gallileo, and Ulysses probes launched by NASA.

    Hmm, now, if only you had a big lump of radioactive metal to stick in the shipping container with your mobile phone and garage nuke... :-P

  17. Re:Garage Nukes by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 5, Funny

    But a Golden Age only lasts ten turns!

  18. I think I have seen these blueprints before by ymgve · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think I have seen these blueprints before, I think they were named something like

    Pakistani.Nuke.Blueprints.2004.REPACK.READNFO.KHaNDOX.torrent

  19. Re:Garage Nukes by dgm3574 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "you can't bring more than 3oz of breast milk onto your flight."

    You can bring as much as you like, as long as it's in the original container.

  20. Re:FPers for code cracking? by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heavily encrypted? How did they break them then?
    Waterboarding.
  21. Re:Hollywood Encryption? by Teancum · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is just something running on Hollywood OS. You know, that wonderful operating system that can perform network searches in a matter of just a few seconds finding the most trivial piece of data you ever could think of...

    And of course being able to blow up a 240x320 jpeg image of a football stadium to be able to read not only the license plate number but also the serial number of the annual registration tag of the cool red Porsche that just happens to have the rear end pointed toward the camera. Now that is some really useful "image enhancement"!

    How about the ability to hack into and read the contents of any hard drive on any computer in the world, even if it isn't even connected to a network. Really tough computers (like the Pentagon or NASA stuff) might take a couple of minutes to get into, but it isn't all that hard. Right?

    Even more impressive, how about trying to crack a one-time-pad encryption that was generated from cosmic radiation in about 3 seconds. Yeah, Hollywood OS is something I'd love have too! I could go on about this stuff as well.

  22. Re:Garage Nukes by ballwall · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you mean "nucular"

  23. Re:Garage Nukes by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not intellect, it's prosperity. Well, surely there's a correlation (positive) between intellect and prosperity?

    And those 6-7 kids are more prosperous than their parents were and will almost certainly have much fewer children as well. God one could only hope. Unfortunately (at least on my redneck side of the family) those 6-7 kids are having 6-7 kids each (and usually 10-20 years earlier than the rest of us), thus propagating the redneck culture of America. (just look at the TV shows offered in prime time or take a listen to any of the 14 country music channels in any given radio market).
  24. Re:You Been Played by The CIA by RenderSeven · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...or you been played by Iran to make you think you been played by the CIA to *erode* support for taking action. Oh wait, maybe you been played by Israel to make you think you been played by Iran to make you think you been played by the CIA. No, WAIT! You been played by the media to hype the story about being played by... no, wait, ... well, you been played anyway.

  25. Re:Garage Nukes by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but the Mausoleum of Maussollos can extend that by 50% for a total of fifteen turns. In the meantime, should use the extra production in our cities to build more modern armor and mechanized infantry so that we can attack our neighbors as soon as the golden age has run its course.