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Studio Head Answers Your Questions About the Movie Business

You asked Larry Meistrich, head of NEHST Studios, how to get into the movie business. And he has answered your questions. So read his answers, then get off your lazy behind, pick up that digital cinema camera, and go to work! 1) IANAMM
by Jarik_Tentsu


As an amateur director and special effects editor, my work tends to be high in special effects and fancy stuff - muzzle flashes, lightsabers, explosions etc - all computer rendered. All look cool, but all of them look amateur. There's no way you can make something fancy like that look professionally done.

So my question is, if you want to make work to impress people in the industry, do they prefer simple things, done professionally, or things that have potential in being extravagant, but still have that 'amateur' feel?


A: My feeling is that simple and good always trumps extravagant and amateur. Many young filmmakers make the mistake of trying to do too much with too little. The best way to impress a producer or studio executive is to tell a story that has a credible beginning, middle, and conclusion. You never want to have to apologize or make excuses for your work and have someone have to look past the work to the potential.

My other question is how much are screenwriters/director's controlled by their sponsors/studios? How much freedom do they get in their movies?

It really depends on the studio or the production company. It also depends on the assignment. There is no simple answer to that question. The best way to have creative freedom is to find the funding yourself.

2) Hi Larry ;-)
by circletimessquare


Thanks for taking some questions.

The Internet has a number of plays out there for self-distribution and self-promotion. A lot of these avenues are relatively fresh, so it is hard to tell, but by your judgment, are there any self-promotion or self-distribution avenues that are absolutel
y must-have for an indie movie maker? I'm thinking perhaps of things like the Withoutabox system, or Massify.


I think that every filmmaker should have a web page that takes names and email addresses of the potential audiences. I think Withoutabox is a good service not familiar with Massify. Data is very important to indie filmmakers. Nothing is more important to a self distribution model.

Is it prudent to publish on YouTube before making any other distribution deals to get the word out? Or does this put you in an unattractive bargaining position with potential distributors, online or off, such that your content is already out there, even though in lo-res quality?

It is not prudent unless you are just publishing the trailer.

3) Is it possible to make a profit with union labor?
by Anonymous Coward


A: Yes. Union labor is often more experienced and gives you more bang for the buck.

The movie industry is notorious for being a heavily unionized, "closed shop" industry, with all the overhead and featherbedding that implies. Is it possible for an independent studio to make a profit while obeying Hollywood's labyrinth, payroll-padding union rules?

Yes. There is a big difference between the studio films and the independent films. If you are making films outside of the Hollywood system then you are making your own arrangements with the unions. I have found particularly on the east coast that the unions are very easy to deal with especially with the smaller films. Just call or go meet with them and be honest. They usually find a way to work with you.

4) Selling a Script
by oskard


How do you sell a script? I don't mean monetarily, but how does one pitch an idea for a script without getting it shot down?


A: There is no one answer to that. You can pitch to us through our website www.pitchnehst.com and we will give it a fair shot. One of the reasons we created this site was to give people outside of the system a chance to be heard. I do not know how to break into the industry at the Hollywood or Network TV systems these days. You need to find a way to network yourself into a position to be around people in the industry who can help you. The best advice I can give you is to make a short film and hit the festival circuit.

I have lots of ideas for screenplays, and I realize that the chance of anyone important ever reading them is about a million to one. But even my best scripts sound like crap in an 'elevator pitch.' How does one work around this?

You don't. You NEED to be able to boil your ideas down to a sentence or two log line and brief synopsis. If they sound like crap they might just be that.

5) I just have one question
by Opportunist


How does Uwe Boll keep finding people to pump money into his trash?

I mean, let's be honest here. That guy didn't make a single movie worth the time it takes to watch it, let's not talk about money. His movies are invariably in every "worst. movies. ever." list there is. And even trash movie fans won't touch his junk with a ten foot pole.

Can anyone explain the miracle of where he gets his funding? I mean, if you can solve that mystery, it should be trivial to get money just the same way. I mean, people who are willing to pump money into a movie that you know will bomb might actually finance a movie that has a slim chance to be gold.


A: Wish I could give you an answer, but I just don't know

6) How not to sell the rights?
by gnujoshua


It seems that with independent film making, the common path is: 1) get small to medium budget, 2) produce movie, 3) show movie at film festival, 4) sell rights to big producer. Is there way to get your movie to "go big" without doing this fourth step and not starting with a big budget?


A: I would change step four to a distributor and not producer. You sell films to distributors not producers. Unless you are willing to invest the time and money to self distribute the film which requires a lot of man power and money then you have no chance of "going big."

7) Getting a little camera time by McFly69

For a person who is interested in the film industry, what is the best way to get a little camera time? In particular how does a person (in Boston, MA) find out where and when a movies are going to be recorded so they be a stand-in? Perhaps even interview for a small role? Thank you.


A: If you would like to get a little screen time with us, go to www.screentest.biz and register yourself as an extra. You will automatically be notified every time a role is posted that fits your profile. Other than that, check with your local film commission office. They will have a list of all the films, tv shows, and commercials shooting in your area.

8) Documentaries?
by GeorgeK


Would making documentaries offer a superior risk/reward ratio compared to feature films, especially if someone is just starting out? What suggestions would you offer to succeed in documentaries?


A: I think the risk reward is about the same. That being said it is a really good time to be making documentaries. The best way to succeed is to pick a great subject matter and make a really good film. With docs you can do that for very little cost. Look at films such as Super Size Me, etc. If you have no experience with directing docs you should try to get an apprentice job in a cutting room for docs, which is a great way to learn.

9) Who would you trust with your first script?
by joe.terry


The question is ... do you go to the writers guild and pay them $35 bucks or whatever, first? Do you go to an agent? If you have a killer script, that you can't film, where do you go first?


A: First copyright the film with the copyright office. If you go online search the term "Form PA" and follow the directions on how to copyright your film. It is not that simple to just get an agent. As self seriving as it sounds if you really feel you have a killer script you should submit it to us at www.pitchnehst.com.

10) How's the biz changing?
by Marsala


It seems like the rest of the world is finally catching up to what we all envisioned would happen in 2000. Content producers like record and movie studios seem to have finally recognized the fact that folks want content delivered digitally and that customers are no longer willing to be chained to their TVs at a specific time, prefer to carry all of their music with them where ever they roam, and aren't necessarily interested in having to go to theaters to watch movies when they've got their own big screen setups at home.

Having listened to several directors explain parts of the movie biz in commentaries on DVDs, it sounds like the distributors are still holding on to opening weekend ticket sales as the primary metric for determining how well a movie performs financially. This, as a result, determines what movies they'll fund, which scripts they'll buy, etc.

Are things in chaos on the business side as consumers start to move away from the studios' primary metric, or are we not quite there yet? And what do you see the movie making landscape looking like if we ever do get there? Less big budget blockbuster CGI extravaganzas in favor of more character driven movies?


A: You have hit it right on the head. The metric is going to change, and the choices of films are going to be very different. I also think the method, length, and subject matters of the films are going to change what gets made and where it shows. I do believe that the theatrical experience will not go away but will become more of an event marketing experience. So it depends on where and how you want to see your character driven movies.

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  1. Poor bastard by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's going to get about a million pitches in the next 24 hrs., and 99.999% of them crappy space operas with one-dimensional stock characters, stories about IT managers who save the day and get the pretty girl, and a variety of Star Trek sequels. At least five of the pitches will feature the phrase "Think Star Trek meets Lord of the Rings with a Monty Python twist!"

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    1. Re:Poor bastard by halcyon1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Think Star Trek meets Lord of the Rings with a Monty Python twist!"

      Can we get Bruce Willis?

    2. Re:Poor bastard by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here's a tip. Don't use the phrase "It's been done before. Over and over" in your pitch.

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    3. Re:Poor bastard by BlueShirt · · Score: 2, Funny

      LOTR IV: Bad Hobbits Die Hard?

  2. Thanks for the answers by halcyon1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Very informative. And, for the record:

    You NEED to be able to boil your ideas down to a sentence or two log line and brief synopsis. If they sound like crap they might just be that.

    FTW. 100% FTW

    1. Re:Thanks for the answers by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did the Hollywood Writers Guild get a 'modified' version of the dictionary when they asked what the definition of "crap" was? They seem to have been confused on that point, recently.

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    2. Re:Thanks for the answers by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You NEED to be able to boil your ideas down to a sentence or two log line and brief synopsis. If they sound like crap they might just be that.


      This probably gets to one of the core reasons movies often end up boring and predictable. The studios just want to make and market tiny sound bites. If you boil down any movie to two sentences, that same description will probably fit a hundred other movies as well. This means it won't tell you anything about what sets the movie apart.

      On the other hand, consider Little Miss Sunshine: "Dysfunctional family travels cross country in an ailing minibus to enter young girl in a ridiculous beauty/talent contest that she has little hope of winning. Several funny moments involving transportation of a corpse." That sounds like the worst movie idea ever, but it was fantastic. The movie works because of great characters and dialogue, and thousands of little pieces that all come together well. Under the current script selection process, few movies like this are likely to slip through.
    3. Re:Thanks for the answers by bitflip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That one is easy:

      "Road trip movie, only instead of frat boys its a dysfunctional family. For example, the grandfather is a drug addict"

      In fact, that's almost the verbatim quote that convinced me to watch it.

    4. Re:Thanks for the answers by tool462 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Coming up with a bad one-liner doesn't really make your point. It would be hard to sell another particularly successful well-made movie if it was described as "A tale of two ambiguously gay midgets who attempt to transport jewelry with the help of a band of merry men while trying to escape the clutches of the Black Riders. Also involves a flaming guy jumping off a cliff."

      A better sales-pitch line for Little Miss Sunshine might be "A coming of age story on a roadtrip through the heartland of America where a young girl teaches us the beauty of being unique."

      It's important to be able to summarize a script this way for the same reason it's important to keep your resume short--the person deciding whether or not to make YOUR movie is looking at hundreds of other scripts (or more likely that person's assistants). They don't have time to read every single script in detail to discover all the delightful nuance and wonderfully crafted characters you have created. You need something that will grab their attention out of all the other submissions so that they then devote their attention to your movie. Nobody says yes based off the one-liner. But they will say no.

  3. With regards to Uwe Boll by Amisinthe · · Score: 2, Informative

    How does Uwe Boll keep finding people to pump money into his trash?

    He gets money because his product sells enough to be worth the investment. People WILL buy bad movies if they are interested in the subject matter. My brother in law loves zombie and vampire flicks. He will see EVERY SINGLE ONE even if he knows it will be bad. There are a lot of people out there who fit this description.

    1. Re:With regards to Uwe Boll by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, he got money because of a tax loophole in Germany that made it very profitable to invest millions of dollars in movies that utterly tanked. Now that that loophole has been closed we've probably seen the last of Boll in anything other than very small films.

    2. Re:With regards to Uwe Boll by Neeperando · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also, I believe that due to some crazy German tax laws, Germans who make movies with German money can actually get a huge tax writeoff if the movie loses money. Hence, his movies can hugely bomb and people will still invest. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_boll#Financing

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    3. Re:With regards to Uwe Boll by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Now that that loophole has been closed we've probably seen the last of Boll in anything other than very small films.

      A quick look at Mr. Boll's IMDB entry would have told you that's not the case. He has no less than seven movies currently under production or post-production. Some of them are based on video games; others are not. He's even producing at least one movie -- the Alone in the Dark sequel -- for someone else to direct. Obviously, Mr. Boll's method remains profitable for his investors.

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  4. Hit the nail on the head. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Informative


    You don't. You NEED to be able to boil your ideas down to a sentence or two log line and brief synopsis. If they sound like crap they might just be that.


    Yes! if you cant boil your script to a max 3 sentence log line that catches interest then your script or story idea sucks. Throw it away and start again.

    If you hear, "that's interesting", or "neat idea" they hate it. If they tell you it sucks, then it was so bad as to cause stomach cramps.

    As a Director and Senior Producer on a few films it is amazing how many writers come out of the woodwork the second they hear what you have done. Dont take to me, I dont want to read your script. If you want to piss off a director, DP, Grip, or Producer then start shoving a script at them. Ask them who they have to review scripts and you will get an answer, then thank them for their time and LEAVE.

    Also do NOT ask friends or family what they think of your idea. try to find a writers group that will be brutally honest with you. you need brutal not, "Ohh it's wonderful! Ewoks in a terminator movie is a great idea! everyone will love it!"

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    1. Re:Hit the nail on the head. by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I wish there were a card you could hand out to people that says basically

      "Dear Script Pimp,

      You're a moron. Your idea sucks. Your story is cliched. Your characters are one-dimensional. Your plot is derivative and predictable. The scale is laughably grand and would cost a fortune to produce. The fact that your script formatting is wrong and that you include things like director's notes in the script indicate that you're an amateur. You didn't even respect me enough to run it through a spell-checker. Even your mother was humoring you if she said she liked it. You have no talent. I hate you. You're not worth the celluloid it would take to strangle you. Get away from me."
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    2. Re:Hit the nail on the head. by torchdragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Honestly, given the state of both of those franchises I'd pay a couple bucks to see those ingenious furry bastards tackle an army of self-aware killer robots.

      So long as there is the exclusion of Yub-nub. There is no love for Yub-nub.

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    3. Re:Hit the nail on the head. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, with a few minor edits that could be used to describe the sentiment of at least 50% of all /. posts. :-)

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  5. Re:+5 Informative by syrrys · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, the BEST thing you can do is to find two attractive people who will hump on screen, film it, distribute it on your website and through DVD sales and you will make enough money to fund your next "legit" film from beginning to end. Remember not to use your real name in the credits and NEVER star in your own pron film! You want people to take you seriously later on and pron is still a filthy business to be in.

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  6. Re:+5 Informative by heelrod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The really best thing you can do, is just copy a 70's TV series. And even if the first one sucks, do it again with a more "famous" actor.

  7. Re:Uwe Boll ... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Informative

    Profit? Not in the way you think.

    House of the Dead grossed just under $14M and production costs were $12M. Subtract the cost of prints and advertising and it *may* have made money.

    Alone in the Dark grossed $8M and cost $20M.

    Bloodrayne? $3.5M against $25M.

    Dungeon Siege made $12M - no budget available, but it didn't look cheap.

    Postal cost $15M and only got shown on 15 screens in the US.

    As I answered earlier, Boll got funding because tax laws in Germany made it very attractive to lose tons of money on his films. People were turning a profit off his films, but not because audiences were willing to pay to see them.

  8. Professional effects on amateur budgets by DorkmanScott · · Score: 2, Informative

    "There's no way you can make something fancy like that look professionally done."

    Uh, yeah you can. It just takes effort.

  9. Re:funny, he didn't bother to spell-check his repl by Roblimo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh, I noticed the mistakes. But we tell/warn/promise all Slashdot interviewees that we'll run their answers "verbatim, except for HTML formatting." And that's exactly what we do.

    Those mistakes are almost always a guarantee that the person answered the questions without help from a PR department or other launderer, BTW. I'd rather see "real" answers with mistakes than perfect ones that are obviously committee efforts.

    In 2000, we ran an interview with Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich, and Timothy got yelled at by many readers for transcribing (this interview was done by phone) all of Lars's swear words and verbal tics. But Lars loved it. The interview captured not only information, but let his personality come through in a way no MSM interview ever would.

    And to show you that Timothy's interview skills go well beyond typical Slashdot material, here he is interviewing a boxing coach and some of his fighters.