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Probable Water Ice Sighted On Mars

CraftyJack writes "Bright white chunks in the trenches dug by the Phoenix Lander have disappeared, leading Peter Smith & co. to believe that the chunks were ice that has since sublimated."

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  1. The real question is... by Zosden · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there oil?

    1. Re:The real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      No. If there was, Brave President Shrubbery would have already launched a preemptive strike to libertyifacate and democratyatize the natives.

    2. Re:The real question is... by sjf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well now we understand why he announced the pre-emptive strike:

      http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn4551-bush-to-announce-manned-mission-to-mars.html

    3. Re:The real question is... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      btw, I feel the need to mention that H2O ice doesn't sublimate, CO2 ice does. *Whoosh*! (That was the sound of all the world's freeze dryers stopping working simultaneously...)
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    4. Re:The real question is... by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's no such word as democratyatize. It's democratalyze. Sheesh.

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    5. Re:The real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought that was from asshole roommates.

    6. Re:The real question is... by morari · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sailors
      Fighting in the dance hall.
      Oh man!
      Look at those cavemen go.
      It's the freakiest show.
      Take a look at the lawman
      Beating up the wrong guy.
      Oh man!
      Wonder if he'll ever know
      He's in the best selling show.
      Is there ice on Mars?

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    7. Re:The real question is... by gnick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Everything here eventually (or immediately) degrades to politics, religion, or inane pedantics. If that's the way things go, that's because that's the way the gods want them to be. Besides, your decision to apply the 'serial' or 'Harvard' comma before the phrase "or inane pedantics" clearly shows a lack of proper use of style guides or general sophistication. The 'serial comma' is appropriate in major publications or papers, but not in newspapers, columns or short elucidations (such as slashdot comments.)

      But, I'm probably wasting my time arguing logical, on-topic points with an obvious liberal.

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    8. Re:The real question is... by cowscows · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you'd like, I could draw you a diagram that says that at certain pressures ice instantly turns to chocolate milk. Do you want me to do that? It'll change everything you thought you knew about the universe.

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    9. Re:The real question is... by Mattsson · · Score: 2, Funny

      But in order to know if that phase diagram is correct, it must first be proved by someone.
      And then there's always that certain kind of people who can believe what someone else has proved.
      You know, the kind that says "It hasn't been 100% proved that smoking causes cancer, I've never seen smoking cause cancer. Look. I just smoked a cigarette. No cancer."
      And the "That proves nothing, it might have been god who did it" crowd. :P

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    10. Re:The real question is... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 3, Funny

      *CRASH* (That was the sound of all the world's high altitude aircraft falling from the sky from the accumulation of ice the ceased to sublimate from the wings).

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    11. Re:The real question is... by MouseR · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because now they have proof that Mars has weapons of mass sublimation.

    12. Re:The real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      who gives a f*ck about an oxford comma?

    13. Re:The real question is... by nodrogluap · · Score: 2, Funny

      Our culture of freedom is superior to the bacterial culture, therefore we must liberate them.

  2. Rubbish. by jd · · Score: 5, Funny

    The white things were Martian beach loungers. And as they were there first, I strongly suspect they were German-speaking Martians.

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  3. Couple more things... by Bandman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excellent. Some coke and rum and we've got ourselves a party!

  4. Yeah, we know. by oskard · · Score: 5, Funny
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  5. Re:Was there ever doubt? by NMerriam · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indeed, we've known this for several presidential administrations:

    If there is water, that means there is oxygen.

    If oxygen, that means we can breathe.

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  6. Re:Great by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but how do you shake an entire planet?

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  7. Re:Good News by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Prof: Good news everyone!
    Bender: Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.
    Prof: Today you'll be making a delivery to the planet Mars!
    Bender: Bo-ring. Let's go get drunk!

  8. Re:co2 ice ? by sjf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since CO2 sublimates, and water does not. (It shouldn't even melt at these temperatures,) I assume that they mean CO2.

  9. Re:This is why robots aren't great for science by Loadmaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    B: Philip Fry crashes on moon and dies a death Oh! Had they only built the ship with 6000 and 1 hulls this would have been avoided. When will they ever learn?

    I agree though; this robot isn't as good as a human, but the folks at NASA are pretty bright. It's speculation now but after a few more tests they'll have the data they need for a solid conclusion. It's still very early in the lander's mission on Mars. We need to have a little patience.

  10. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    REALLY big subwoofer.

  11. We Blew It by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    After all this time and effort, we finally found water on Mars, and we let it get away!

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  12. Re:what they should do by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet you could write about three thick books on that theme. You could pit a bunch of conservative geology types against power mad engineers with a small group of middle ground heroes in the middle

    But what would you call it. Something Mars. I know Red Mars, then the next book gets a slightly different name.

    The only problem is that the third book would probably run out of ideas about 10% of the way through.

    Maybe its not such a good idea to after all...

  13. Re:Great Scott !! by sjf · · Score: 5, Funny

    You see, you had a splendid joke there, and then you went and spoiled it.
    Any truly civilized individual knows that a Martini is made with gin, not vodka.

    Sheesh, when will these damn colonials ever learn ?

  14. Re:This is why robots aren't great for science by Ironlenny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you refering to the Philip J. Fry from universe A or universe 1?

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  15. Re:Great Scott !! by flewp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure, Martinis may be made with gin, but martiantinis are made with vodka. Duh.

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  16. Re:Ice Alright! by H0D_G · · Score: 3, Funny

    like Jynnan Tonnyx?

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  17. Water Ice? by mcgeeb · · Score: 3, Funny

    Awesome, what flavor?

  18. I think the point that everyone keeps missing by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the most important thing, and it is something that everyone keeps missing, is that NASA has found a way to turn even rocket scientists into ditch diggers!
    Imagine a bright young engineer studying hard on saturday nights, while all his friends are getting drunk and laid, and thinking how he'll have a successful career with NASA. And when thinking about his lucky friends he says to himself "the world needs ditchdiggers too."
    And some day he gets into NASA, and his boss's first words are:
    "Johnson, this ain't rocket science, Phoenix has landed and I need you do dig me a ditch..."

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  19. Re:Great by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would turn the whole planet into a Disaster Area!

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  20. When on Mars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You use vodka out of respect for the fallen Russian probes. When the Dutch lose more probes on Mars to the Russians, we can start switching to gin.

  21. They Really Really Really Found Water (Almost) by KidSock · · Score: 4, Funny

    This time they really really really really really really found water. Just like the last time they really really really found water. But that one time they found water they really didn't. But this time they really almost definitely did.

  22. Don't be ridiculous. by StarKruzr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Democratyatize is a perfectly cromulent word.

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    1. Re:Don't be ridiculous. by bluie- · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, and it embiggens us all.

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  23. Re:what they should do by mazarin5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    When did we vote? Was I asleep?

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  24. In later news by RationalRoot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Large groups of Martians are now protesting at the landing site.

    Holding placards saying "Go home - Keep Mars for the Martians" - "You messed up Earth, Leave Mars Alone" - "There's no Oil Here - Go Home"

    It appears we may not be welcome after all.

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  25. At last! by Evildonald · · Score: 2, Funny

    Astronauts will be able to make Long Island Ice Tea on Mars without having to ship expensive ice all the way from earth!

  26. Hmmm by Rog69 · · Score: 3, Funny

    When the roads get iced up round my way, they come out and chuck a load of reddish coloured sand on it and it melts, so how can all that ice exist under all that reddish coloured sand on Mars? They really didn't think this through.

  27. Re:Great! by Iamthecheese · · Score: 2, Funny

    That actually may not be a bad idea. Can anyone tell me whether a load of catalyst and a reactor would weigh less than a load of hydrogen?

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  28. excess flatulence? by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    where you see a problem i see opportunity

    send 10 fat guys to mars in a small capsule loaded with beans, rice, corn dogs, garlic knots, etc

    when the capsule reaches mars, BOOM, a little percussion decompression, and voila: instant martian atmosphere

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  29. Hey Mr! I got five kids to feed. by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 2, Funny

    Blue sky on Mars.

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  30. Rita's Are Getting a Little Overextended by slas6654 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Jeez, it seems like you can't go 5 miles anymore without a Rita's.

  31. preach that sophist love, brother! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is absolutely no need to prove that the Earth is the center of the universe, orbited by the other celestial bodies.

    Just pull up a Ptolemaic diagram (google is your friend), look at the center (i.e. within the orbits of the planets), and what do you see?

    A circle which is, in fact, the Earth.

    And what does the fact that the Sun and all other celestial bodies have concentric orbits around the Earth prove?

    Bingo. Geocentrism.

  32. We're (almost) ready (marshydro.com)... by Wonderkid · · Score: 2, Funny
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  33. They're both words. by Etherwalk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Both are listed in the dictionary.

  34. WOW! by celtic_hackr · · Score: 2, Funny

    We'd better throw out those phase change diagrams in the schools' books and remove the triple point of water, someone on /. has confirmed ...
    IT'S ALL A LIE! Water can't sublimate.

    Of course, since the triple point of water is 6.1 millibars @ 0.0098 C, and the average atmospheric pressure of Mars is 6 millibars, it can't possibly ever have favorable conditions for the sublimation of ... err ... uh, I mean, ummm ...
    err ...
    Uh ....
    All your vapor belong to US!

  35. Re:Was there ever doubt? by jaminJay · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and not some unknown martian substance that just looks like ice.

    Martianmallow?

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