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Student Faces 38 Years In Prison For Hacking Grades

the brown guy writes "An 18-year-old high school student named Omar Kahn is charged with 69 felonies for hacking into a school computer and modifying his grades, among other things. He changed his C, D and F grades to As, and changed 12 other students grades as well. By installing a remote access program on the school's server, Kahn was able to also change his AP scores and distribute test answer keys, and could be looking at a lengthy prison term. Not surprisingly, his parents (who have only recently immigrated to America) have decided not to post the $50,000 bail and Kahn is in jail awaiting trial."

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  1. Not a good hacker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He got caught - unlike me, because I didn't brag about it on a public web site...

    1. Re:Not a good hacker. by elmurado · · Score: 1, Funny

      So easy I hacked his report card:
      Maths: A
      Science: A
      English: A
      Hacking: F
      Shop: A

  2. Kamp Krusty by russoc4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy."

  3. They don't know the half of it... by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just wait until they find out what he has done to WOPR.

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  4. Re:A better list of charges by Bandman · · Score: 4, Funny

    "You said altering records twice"

    "I like altering records"

  5. Re:So now... by jo7hs2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're post. suggests that perhaps you USian may have needed to. Change a few grades to survive in skool.

  6. Re:Correction by White+Flame · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN?

    (additional caps-filter dodging text goes here)

  7. too good to pass up by Libertarian001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    KHAAANNNN!

    [echo]

    KHAAANNNN!

  8. Re:My school server is just as bad by William+Robinson · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Jane, this is the computer. That's a nice purple sweater you're wearing :)"

    Sweater???? You took all risk just to send message about sweater?? Jesus!!

  9. Re:A better list of charges by mauthbaux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, if his current modus operandi continues, I suspect the court's records will soon show his list of charges as being:

    34 felony counts of awesomeness
    11 felony counts of 1337 5ki11z.
    7 felony counts of pwning n00bs.
    6 felony counts of acting as an electronics deity.
    4 felony counts of extreme overclocking.
    3 felony counts of proving the Goldbach conjecture.
    2 felony counts of saving the world from the Covenant.
    1 felony count of conspiracy to pwn.
    1 felony count of actually winning a fight against Chuck Norris.

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  10. Re:A better list of charges by trolltalk.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, if he really was a "1337 h4x0r" he'd have only bumped up a few of his grades, not given himself straight "A"s.

    Additionally, the trial would have gone something like this: "The charges are ... uhmmm, sorry, but we can't seem to find anything about this guy in our system, hour honor. [mumble] I *know* I saw it yesterday ...[/mumble]"

  11. tin foil hat alert by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    incoming government rays... put on your tin foil hat... must*not*get*along*with*rest*of*the*world!!!!

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  12. 1 day your hacking grades the next day NORAD just by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    1 day your hacking grades the next day NORAD just to play a game.

  13. A missed opportunity... by Guppy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet if he had instead changed some everyone's grades to "D-E-A-D-B-E-E-F" the judge would have just lold and put a "1337 Pwnage" into his permanent record instead.

  14. Re:A for effort? by mfnickster · · Score: 2, Funny

    This guy was actually at a really expensive private school, one of the best from an academic standpoint in the country.

    Yep, I hear ALL the students there are 'A' students! :)

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  15. Re:A better list of charges by lubricated · · Score: 5, Funny


    Here is the list of charges against Khan

    34 felony counts of altering public record
    11 felony counts of stealing and secreting public records
    7 felony counts of illegal computer access and fraud
    6 felony counts of burglary
    4 felony counts of identity theft
    3 felony counts of altering book of records
    2 felony counts of receiving stolen property
    1 felony count of conspiracy
    1 felony count of attempting altering of a public record
    </blockquote>
    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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  16. Re:In these post 9/11 times... by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's a good idea. A good way to do this is fill them with people who aren't criminals, then they can't pass on their knowledge of crime to other prisoners. But I think they are doing this already!

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  17. Re:Jail time, that will teach him by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jail time is not the solution for everything.

    Of course it isn't. Unfortunately, we've outlawed all the fun stuff as "cruel and unusual punishment".

  18. Re:Jail time, that will teach him by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They could have been more harsh. They could have charged him with a felony count of altering public records, unauthorized access, fraud, and altering official records for every key he pressed. Then a felony count each of theft of property, theft of records, and receiving stolen property, for every pixel he saw, plus felony AND civil copyright infringement. Plus they could have charged him with fraud and identity theft for each key pressed, since each key pressed was done so under the fraudulent identity of the person who's password he logged. Add all those up and you get a trillion dollar fine and a billion years in prison. They were being merciful by only charging him with 3 counts of altering records and 2 counts of theft for every person's grades he altered, and only 4 counts of identity theft!

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  19. Re:Gulp Gulp Gulp by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoah, subtle ;)

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  20. Re:One of the comments posted to the story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, sounds like presidential material (at least judging from the current incumbent).

  21. Re:A better list of charges by jonaskoelker · · Score: 3, Funny

    11 felony counts of stealing and secreting public records How do you secrete public records? "Help, I'm bleeding highway routes and education budgets!"
  22. Re:A better list of charges by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is the list of charges against Khan

    No, those are the charges against Kahn. The charges against Khan are a lot worse.

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  23. slashdot effect... by whopub · · Score: 5, Funny

    But hey, who reads articles? This is slashdot. Exactly. And the servers get slashdotted just out of pure fear.