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Student Faces 38 Years In Prison For Hacking Grades

the brown guy writes "An 18-year-old high school student named Omar Kahn is charged with 69 felonies for hacking into a school computer and modifying his grades, among other things. He changed his C, D and F grades to As, and changed 12 other students grades as well. By installing a remote access program on the school's server, Kahn was able to also change his AP scores and distribute test answer keys, and could be looking at a lengthy prison term. Not surprisingly, his parents (who have only recently immigrated to America) have decided not to post the $50,000 bail and Kahn is in jail awaiting trial."

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  1. Not a good hacker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He got caught - unlike me, because I didn't brag about it on a public web site...

  2. Kamp Krusty by russoc4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy."

  3. They don't know the half of it... by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just wait until they find out what he has done to WOPR.

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  4. Re:A better list of charges by Bandman · · Score: 4, Funny

    "You said altering records twice"

    "I like altering records"

  5. Re:So now... by jo7hs2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're post. suggests that perhaps you USian may have needed to. Change a few grades to survive in skool.

  6. Re:Correction by White+Flame · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN?

    (additional caps-filter dodging text goes here)

  7. Re:My school server is just as bad by William+Robinson · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Jane, this is the computer. That's a nice purple sweater you're wearing :)"

    Sweater???? You took all risk just to send message about sweater?? Jesus!!

  8. Re:A better list of charges by mauthbaux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, if his current modus operandi continues, I suspect the court's records will soon show his list of charges as being:

    34 felony counts of awesomeness
    11 felony counts of 1337 5ki11z.
    7 felony counts of pwning n00bs.
    6 felony counts of acting as an electronics deity.
    4 felony counts of extreme overclocking.
    3 felony counts of proving the Goldbach conjecture.
    2 felony counts of saving the world from the Covenant.
    1 felony count of conspiracy to pwn.
    1 felony count of actually winning a fight against Chuck Norris.

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  9. Re:A better list of charges by trolltalk.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, if he really was a "1337 h4x0r" he'd have only bumped up a few of his grades, not given himself straight "A"s.

    Additionally, the trial would have gone something like this: "The charges are ... uhmmm, sorry, but we can't seem to find anything about this guy in our system, hour honor. [mumble] I *know* I saw it yesterday ...[/mumble]"

  10. tin foil hat alert by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    incoming government rays... put on your tin foil hat... must*not*get*along*with*rest*of*the*world!!!!

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  11. 1 day your hacking grades the next day NORAD just by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    1 day your hacking grades the next day NORAD just to play a game.

  12. Re:A better list of charges by lubricated · · Score: 5, Funny


    Here is the list of charges against Khan

    34 felony counts of altering public record
    11 felony counts of stealing and secreting public records
    7 felony counts of illegal computer access and fraud
    6 felony counts of burglary
    4 felony counts of identity theft
    3 felony counts of altering book of records
    2 felony counts of receiving stolen property
    1 felony count of conspiracy
    1 felony count of attempting altering of a public record
    </blockquote>
    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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  13. Re:In these post 9/11 times... by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's a good idea. A good way to do this is fill them with people who aren't criminals, then they can't pass on their knowledge of crime to other prisoners. But I think they are doing this already!

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  14. Re:Jail time, that will teach him by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jail time is not the solution for everything.

    Of course it isn't. Unfortunately, we've outlawed all the fun stuff as "cruel and unusual punishment".

  15. Re:A better list of charges by jonaskoelker · · Score: 3, Funny

    11 felony counts of stealing and secreting public records How do you secrete public records? "Help, I'm bleeding highway routes and education budgets!"
  16. slashdot effect... by whopub · · Score: 5, Funny

    But hey, who reads articles? This is slashdot. Exactly. And the servers get slashdotted just out of pure fear.