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'Modern' Computers Turn 60 Years Old

Christian Smith writes "Stored program computers are 60 years old on Saturday. The Small Scale Experimental Machine, or 'Baby,' first ran on the 21st of June, 1948, in Manchester. While not the first computer, nor even programmable computer, it was the first that stored its program in its own memory. Luckily, transistors shrank the one tonne required for this computing power to something more manageable."

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  1. No, it doesn't run Linux.... by advocate_one · · Score: 4, Funny

    not a hope of backporting to this one...

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    1. Re:No, it doesn't run Linux.... by oodaloop · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but imagine a beowulf cluster of those. The real estate alone would be staggering.

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    2. Re:No, it doesn't run Linux.... by oodaloop · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't get to welcome any overlords yet!

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    3. Re:No, it doesn't run Linux.... by flnca · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bill, is that you?

  2. Re:That Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would imagine the weight he wanted was the weight of the beetle filled to the maximum amount possible with live clowns. Sometimes the clowns are considered 'airbags' and so may qualify as safety equipment, but your mileage may vary. I don't think he was asking about how much a curb weighs though. that would probably depend on the height, width, length, and composition of the curb piece in question.

  3. Way to go by Iwanowitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If you give it a prime number to try then the highest factor of that is one," said Mr Burton.
    First program EVER and it already had a bug in it.
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  4. Re:A tonne? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's proof it ain't a Japanese car. Else the new one would be at the very least at factor 2. And next gen it would be 5.

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  5. Re:Evolution by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
    "In 60 years we've gone from computers the size of a room to a laptop computers thin enough to fit in an interoffice envelope."

    Yeah...but, those old tubes used to make the data 'feel' warmer.

    :-)

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  6. Re:and year . . . by hawk · · Score: 3, Funny

    The schools these days . . .

    let's try it this way:

    Mommy hippo weighs 1200 pounds.

    Daddy hippo weighs a time and a half as much as Mommy.

    How much does Mommy hippo weigh? :)

  7. Hey, what gives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We invented the computer!!!

    ENIAC was the first proper computer. Everyone knows the computer is an American invention, like planes and automobiles and electricity (telephone, radio and electric motors). If it wasn't for America, no one would be able to go faster than a horse's speed, or send messages thousands of miles. We'd all be stuck in the dark ages!

  8. Re:Evolution by kestasjk · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Transistors get far smaller

    2. ???

    3. We are slaves to robotic overlords

    Maybe if you use Will Smith's humor, or a recursive time-travel paradox, to distract us from the "???" it could work as a plot.

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