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Georgia's New State Health Plan Is Google

Posted by kdawson on from the step-away-from-the-computer-screen dept.

theodp writes "In yet another case of life imitating Dilbert, the State of Georgia has issued a press release touting how helpful Google products will be in getting Georgians to go outdoors. According to the release and a follow-up Yo-State-So-Fat Official Google Blog post, this includes AdWords, Analytics, Maps, Earth, Picasa, Gadgets and a branded YouTube channel for the GO Georgia initiative 'We're thrilled that Google has joined us in the effort to help everyone in the state lead a healthier life,' said Sally Winchester, a manager for Georgia State Parks & Historic Sites. 'At Google, we are committed to helping our employees lead healthy lives,' added Maureen Schumacher, a Google regional sales director. 'We are very excited that Google products will be used as part of this effort to improve the health and well-being of all Georgians.'"

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  1. This is only step one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's just say Steps 3 from 5 involve Google buying Georgia, rebranding the state Googlia (still GA), and eventually enslaving.... err.. emoploying the populace to work for the Google AI. Remember, the AI needs healthy people to carry out its will.

  2. and here I thought... by beefubermensch · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Google has been one of the single biggest things keeping me INdoors

    -Carl

  3. Re:Are you saying GA's fat? by halivar · · Score: 4, Funny

    You will pry my Georgia sweet tea (kept ice cold so it can be super-saturated with sugar) from my cold, dead fin-- *urk* *THUD*

  4. Re:so what? by Quasimodem · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . this will hopefully start opening eyes and turning heads If they require someone else to open their eyes and turn their heads, they must REALLY be sedentary!
  5. Re:Are you saying GA's fat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unless of course something we're to disturb to tea sufficiently or a suitable condensation nuclei we're introduced causing the sugar to come out of solution, in which case the only suitable solution is to reheat the tea.


    Posting anonymously so I can still mod you up