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Georgia's New State Health Plan Is Google

theodp writes "In yet another case of life imitating Dilbert, the State of Georgia has issued a press release touting how helpful Google products will be in getting Georgians to go outdoors. According to the release and a follow-up Yo-State-So-Fat Official Google Blog post, this includes AdWords, Analytics, Maps, Earth, Picasa, Gadgets and a branded YouTube channel for the GO Georgia initiative 'We're thrilled that Google has joined us in the effort to help everyone in the state lead a healthier life,' said Sally Winchester, a manager for Georgia State Parks & Historic Sites. 'At Google, we are committed to helping our employees lead healthy lives,' added Maureen Schumacher, a Google regional sales director. 'We are very excited that Google products will be used as part of this effort to improve the health and well-being of all Georgians.'"

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  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Interesting

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  2. This is only step one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's just say Steps 3 from 5 involve Google buying Georgia, rebranding the state Googlia (still GA), and eventually enslaving.... err.. emoploying the populace to work for the Google AI. Remember, the AI needs healthy people to carry out its will.

    1. Re:This is only step one... by Spatial · · Score: 3, Funny

      Remember, the AI needs healthy people to carry out its will. Nonsense, they have androids to do that.
  3. Re:Are you saying GA's fat? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this a variation on 'Naw you kiahds git off ma lawn!"?

  4. so what? by CaptainNerdCave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    so what if it's shameless promotion? the important thing is that the georgia administration is going against the status quo and admitting there _is_ a problem. i hope this gives other states (particularly southern states) the courage to go forward with health initiatives. with 1/4 of its adult population considered obese (as of mid-late 2007 http://vaccine-ophobia.blogspot.com/2007/08/georgia-14th-in-ranking-of-adult.html), this will hopefully start opening eyes and turning heads

    1. Re:so what? by Quasimodem · · Score: 4, Funny

      . . . this will hopefully start opening eyes and turning heads If they require someone else to open their eyes and turn their heads, they must REALLY be sedentary!
  5. cutting corners by icepick72 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds like Georgia wants some free hosting and free tools and will only have to pay a web integration salary instead of a developer ... why the hell not?

  6. Re:Are you saying GA's fat? by Seoulstriker · · Score: 4, Informative

    Georgia is in the "Stroke Belt", with high rates of obesity (soul food), diabetes (sweet tea), and heart disease. The citizens of Georgia really need all the help they can get to decrease long-term health costs.

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  7. Cut the BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wish they'd just drop the bullshit and come out and say "You want to turn into a lazy fatass and die an early death, that's your problem. Just don't pretend like it was anyone else's fault and don't burden the taxpayers with your poor decision-making and we're cool." I'd have much more respect for our esteemed leaders if they were honest about it.

  8. and here I thought... by beefubermensch · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Google has been one of the single biggest things keeping me INdoors

    -Carl

  9. Three step health plan by John3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    1: Partner with Google

    2: ?

    3: Health and profit

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  10. Kind of neat but... by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So I checked out their website http://www.getoutdoorsgeorgia.org/ and overall I'm pretty impressed with the idea. I think this is a good thing. If state park information is located in one place, perhaps more people might take advantage of the facilities.

    Looking at the disc golf section though, I'm kind of disappointed that the only information is solely for state parks. Living in Atlanta, I know of a few courses around that aren't state parks but county parks. They are also much closer than 30+ miles of the state parks.

    I'm hoping that this is simply due to an early start and more information will get put in as counties might get online. But if not, I think they're missing a big opportunity for more information and getting people more involved at a local level. But perhaps they are simply looking for the extra revenue from the parks since most of the local parks are free access.

  11. Re:Georgians won't go outdoors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Has anyone ever been to Georgia? I seriously doubt the rednecks have a 'going outdoors' problem. If it weren't for 2 inches of sheet metal, these people would *live* outdoors. I live in Georgia, you insensitive clod!
    And between the heat, mosquitoes, and smog, I hope to spend my summer in front of my computer. Then again, I'm posting to Slashdot, so you knew that already.
  12. Re:Are you saying GA's fat? by halivar · · Score: 4, Funny

    You will pry my Georgia sweet tea (kept ice cold so it can be super-saturated with sugar) from my cold, dead fin-- *urk* *THUD*

  13. Re:Georgians won't go outdoors? by C-Shalom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll second that.
    Except for the part of living in Georgia, I live in Atlanta. There's a BIG difference.

  14. No mention of Google Health by Ilyakub · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Interesting that the plan does not include promotion of Google Health.

  15. Re:Are you saying GA's fat? by chillax137 · · Score: 4, Informative

    In order to super-saturate the tea, it must first be mixed at a higher temperature (where the equilibrium concentration of sugar is higher). Cooling it down brings the mixture out of equilibrium, but no precipitation occurs, resulting in a kinetically controlled metastable state (super-saturation). Allowing the tea to warm up won't change the sweetness level.

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  16. 14th Most Obese in Country by Tmack · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...high rates of obesity (soul food), diabetes (sweet tea), and heart disease....

    Having just moved from there, to the Bay Area, Ca....
    Yes, Ga is unhealthy. Alot of the blame can also be put on the government of the state, which continues to push for more and wider highways (as if 16 lanes isnt enough), continue to allow and support the majority of power plants running on fossil fuels, mainly coal and including 3 of the dirtiest in the US, with two in the top 3 of that list. This, combined with naturally high humidity, ultra high pollen counts and high temperatures makes the air quality suck, putting Atlanta in 4th for most challenging place to live with asthma and consistently in the Top Ten smoggiest cities. This keeps people inside. Going anywhere basically means driving there as sprawl and the resulting proliferation of more roads without increased mass transit or even bike lanes(again, gvmt sponsored), reckless drivers in large vehicles thanks to (previously, and relatively) cheap gas and the whole "southern/redneck" bit that leans towards F250s with 12"lift on mud tires, and the horrid air make it difficult to impossible to walk or bike anywhere (outside of Down/Mid Town Atl) for fear of your life. So people tend to sit on their fat asses in their offices all day and eat at one of about 20 McDonads or Waffle Houses in the 2mi radius of their home (after driving there of course)... not that I miss having a 24h eatery nearby (I miss my WaHo and Marietta Diner!). Add to all that that NASCAR is a "Sport" in Ga, and as such, "exercising" consists of sitting in bleachers (or on the sofa), smoking, drinking budweiser and eating chilli cheese dogs while watching cars go in circles.

    Alot of this could be fixed by improving mass-transit, curbing Sprawl (which is what really caused the drought) and improving Atlanta's Bikability. Generally getting people out of their cars and walking or biking places. MARTA's subway line only goes to about 3 useful places: the airport, downtown, and perimeter mall, while a majority of people live in Cobb County, which rejected having anything to do with a Marta rail line (think: "It will bring in the colored people to steal our TV's!").

    Ga is way behind in most rankings of things as well: the Gov'ner has repeatedly struck down attempts to allow Sunday sales of any alcoholic beverage (outside of a restaurant), the most recent time saying it would teach "better time management," thus keeping Georgia one of 3 states still having such arcane blue laws. The state is kept in the past though laws like this, as well as the control the churches have over it and its citizens, which al

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    1. Re:14th Most Obese in Country by Llamalarity · · Score: 3, Informative

      MARTA's subway line only goes to about 3 useful places [itsmarta.com]: the airport, downtown, and perimeter mall, while a majority of people live in Cobb County, which rejected having anything to do with a Marta rail line (think: "It will bring in the colored people to steal our TV's!").


      Racism was only a tiny part of the issue. Money for example was much larger. The real reason Cobb rejected MARTA was lingring bitterness over Atlanta killing the trolley lines back in the 1950s. When MARTA was first proposed in the late 60s or early 70s (sorry I forget exactly when) Cobb was told it would be dead last in getting rail, and would have to pay the extra 1% sales tax for decades. Naturally the citizens of Cobb told them to stick it!

      Had they (I have since moved to the boonies) joined MARTA then, Cobb still would not have rail today. Good call in my book.
    2. Re:14th Most Obese in Country by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oh, please. Gwinnett rejected it too, and "crime" was the primary excuse. Because, you know, criminals would commute from Atlanta and haul their phat booty back on the trains. It had nothing to do with the race of those most likely to need rail service into the city. Oh no, not that at all.

      The delicious irony of it all is that Gwinnett is now the most ethnically diverse region of the state due to immigration, and had to start funding its own bus service just like Cobb.

    3. Re:14th Most Obese in Country by digitalgiblet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The delicious irony of it all is that Gwinnett is now the most ethnically diverse region of the state due to immigration...

      This is one of my favorite things about Gwinnett. I have friends on my street from Nigeria, Liberia, China, Mexico, Korea and India (and there are only about 20 houses on our street). We have a very close knit neighborhood and my kids get play with kids with very diverse backgrounds.

      I work in the city of Atlanta and we hear a lot about "diversity". Their definition of "diversity" is African Americans working with Caucasian Americans. Pretty narrow view of diversity in my book...

  17. Re:Are you saying GA's fat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unless of course something we're to disturb to tea sufficiently or a suitable condensation nuclei we're introduced causing the sugar to come out of solution, in which case the only suitable solution is to reheat the tea.


    Posting anonymously so I can still mod you up

  18. Re:Are you saying GA's fat? by Thaelon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually you can only super saturate water with dissolved solids such as sugar at high temperatures. It's gases that dissolve better at low temperatures.

    So you're not only fat, but a dirty, dirty liar!

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