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Real Snail Mail

Posted by kdawson on from the slower-than-pigeons dept.

A few news outlets, mostly in the UK, have picked up the story of gastropod-enabled email delivery. The RealSnailMail project out of Bournemouth University uses snails with RFID tags to deliver email. The service will officially launch at SIGGRAPH on August 11, 2008. While it's still under development, the perpetrators write, "For testing purposes some messages may be forwarded sooner than expected. Sorry we can not guarantee unreliability of service at this time. We hope to have RealSnailMail working less predictably as soon as possible."

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  1. That was definitely... by Manfre · · Score: 5, Funny

    research time well spent.

    1. Re:That was definitely... by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      and salt is all you'd need for a firewall

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    2. Re:That was definitely... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just be careful with your shell scripts.

      Particularly your bash shell scripts, or you might end up scraping goo for a few minutes.

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  2. phew by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good thing this is only in the UK, otherwise the USPS might start getting worried about the competition.

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  3. Re:Looks not quite what they say by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, they tried to get the snails to carry the actual message, but it turns out the snails couldn't reliably copy it because not only do they lack hands, but their penmanship is atrocious.

    Attempts to get the snails to carry the emails in their internal memory were likewise unsuccessful because the snails lacked the ability to reliably retrieve the message from memory or communicate it effectively at the other end. Indeed, it was never really possible to determine if the messages were actually maintained in the snail's memory at all, even after repeated attempts to store them there. The snails did, however, form an inexplicable appetite for discount v1AgR@, so further study may be warranted.

  4. Re:This needs an RFC by mysqlrocks · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see it coming already: TCP/IP over snails.

    Even better: Snails on Rails.

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  5. Should have called it S-Mail by Ackmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    That way, when they start shipping packages, they could call it S-Cargo.