Kung Fu Granny Teaches Soldiers
Keiko Wakabayshi, a 77-year-old Japanese grandmother and master of jujitsu, jojitso, kenjitso, judo, kendo and karate, has been hired by the Italian military to teach soldiers hand-to-hand combat and humility. Standing a mere 5ft tall she easily wipes the floor with the soldiers in the Folgore brigade, most of whom are over 6ft and a third her age. I hear her best move is forward, forward, heavy kick and you should watch out for her laser attack.
Hate to nitpick but Granny isn't trained in Kung Fu.
Except people like me who know Kung Fu.
-- Boycott Shell
...they will simply refer to her as Yoda.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.