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Pieces of Ancient Earth May Be Hidden On the Moon
swestcott brings us a story from Space.com about the possibility of finding evidence for ancient Earth life on the moon. A team of scientists has published work confirming that meteorites originating from Earth could have remained sufficiently intact while colliding with the moon to allow the survival of biological evidence for life. Quoting:
"Crawford and Baldwin's group simulated their meteors as cubes, and calculated pressures at 500 points on the surface of the cube as it impacted the lunar surface at a wide range of impact angles and velocities. In the most extreme case they tested (vertical impact at a speed of some 11,180 mph, or 5 kilometers per second), Crawford reports that 'some portions' of the simulated meteorite would have melted, but 'the bulk of the projectile, and especially the trailing half, was subjected to much lower pressures.'"
This makes me ponder fellow AC: if Neil Armstrong did a dump on the moon and there was no atmosphere, so no-one could smell it, is it still a dump? And wouldn't that big, perma-frozen turd count as an ancient peice of earth?
Also, there are giant mutant asparagus living on the moon. And these asparagus are soon going to want green cards, so they can come here and steal our jobs! Call me vegetablist, but ever since my wife ran off with a giant piece of mutant asparagus, I've wanted to eat all those evil swine alive. Even if it does make my wee smell awful.
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Wait a second, I was on the coral cache but I wasn't logged in when I posted Parent.. I was posting as a lazy AC .. now I come here and the post have my name? How this happened? *shivers*