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Nuclear Explosions Key To Spotting Fake Art

Posted by Soulskill on from the all-the-more-reason-to-launch-nukes dept.

Socguy writes "A Russian art curator, Elena Basner, is claiming to have a foolproof method for determining whether or not particular paintings have been created since 1945. She claims that isotopes released into the environment by man-made nuclear explosions have found their way into types of the natural oils used to make paints."

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  1. We need more nuclear explosions. by Kill+all+Muslims · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Particularly in the Middle East.

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    A dead Muslim a day keeps Satan away!
    1. Re:We need more nuclear explosions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      The problem with what you appear to be all about is that when Barack Obama is voted into the Office of the President of The United Stated, we'll have our first Muslim President. Then will you recommend we bomb ourselves? Obviously recursive bombing is not the answer.

    2. Re:We need more nuclear explosions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      Where did it say anything about hating muslims? Oh wait, it did't and you just pulled more shit from your fucking ass fucktard. It was in response to the original post by the user "Kill all muslims." More proof the fucktarded shitdot sheeple are nothing more than fucktarded lieberal moonbats who should go slit their fucking wrists.

      GO AHEAD FUCKING FLAME AWAY
      OR WASTE YOUR GODDAMNED MOD POINTS
      FUCKTARDED SHITDOT SHEEPLE!!

  2. Re:Oh, THANKS, Elena Basner.... by Lars+T. · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You got it backwards. The fraudsters have to use paint that is *less* radioactive than everyday paint. Try to understand the idea before you try to be funny.

    Hey, it worked for the moderators - "funny" isn't always a thinking man's moderation.

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    Lars T.

    To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck