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Nuclear Explosions Key To Spotting Fake Art

Socguy writes "A Russian art curator, Elena Basner, is claiming to have a foolproof method for determining whether or not particular paintings have been created since 1945. She claims that isotopes released into the environment by man-made nuclear explosions have found their way into types of the natural oils used to make paints."

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  1. my frosty piss by a11 · · Score: -1, Troll

    has also found its way into most natural oils. frst pst bitch.

  2. Nuke paintings! hey, burning books worked. by swschrad · · Score: 0, Troll

    right?

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  3. Re:We need more nuclear explosions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    My position is clear and without condition: Kill all Muslims. Assuming Barack Obama is actually a Muslim (this seems to be a point of contention), then yes: he should be killed along with the rest of the sand niggers. I would not be in favor of bombing our own country, though, as Muslims make up a small minority of the general population. This is not the case in the Middle East, where virtually every country's government is built on Islamic foundations and the majority of the general population are, in fact, freedom-hating Muslims. Perhaps I should expand my campaign to include filthy, traitorous Muslim sympathizers like yourself.

  4. Re:"I do see the value of trying to reenact ancien by binarybum · · Score: 0, Troll

    yes. glad to see this point brought up. it is well known that aliens built the pyramids.

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  5. Re:We need more nuclear explosions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Well, wouldn't getting rid of just Muslims and Muslim sympathizers also take care of the problem? Logistically speaking, I think it would be easier to kill all Muslims rather than non-Muslims.